214 + Seagull Jokes That Are Shore to Make You Laugh

Smarty Beaks

• Why did the seagull go to college? To major in coast-al engineering.
• Seagulls are clever—they know how to open chip bags with their beaks.
•  That gull solved a Rubik’s Cube… then ate it.
• I saw a seagull play chess—it pecked every piece off the board.
•  Gulls don’t do math… unless it’s “one fry for me, zero for you.”
•  A gull tried to take the SAT but got distracted by a hot dog.
•  Ever seen a gull with glasses? Must be reading your lunch order.
• That seagull invented a new language. It’s just all loud vowels.
•  Gulls are street-smart. Especially the ones that jaywalk.
•  Seagull trivia night? Winner eats the prize.

Dramatic Gulls

•  That gull screamed because the wind blew its feather wrong.
• Seagulls don’t cry… they just squawk emotionally.
•  I gave a gull a stale fry. It acted like I betrayed the flock.
•  Seagull: “This beach isn’t big enough for my vibes!”
•  I dropped a chip and 12 gulls had a soap opera about it.
•  That gull pretended to faint when it didn’t get pizza.
•  Gulls rehearse daily for “The Snack Snatcher: A Seagull Tragedy.”
•  One gull got dumped and wrote a beachside poem.
•  Seagulls aren’t dramatic—they’re aerial thespians.
•  That gull deserves an Oscar and a french fry.

Ninja Gulls

•  Why did the seagull wear black? Stealth mode for sandwich theft.
•  Gulls don’t flap—they swoop in silence.
•  I blinked. My taco was gone. Gull ninja confirmed.
•  That gull stole a snack mid-air without making a sound.
•  They’re trained in beak-to-beak combat.
•  Seagull stealth rating: 10/10, until they scream.
•  Beachgoers fear the silent snatch.
•  The only gull I trust is the one I can’t see.
•  Ninja gulls leave no c
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•  I dropped a fry. Three gulls teleported i   

Cool Gulls Only

•  Seagulls don’t sweat—they chill.
•  That gull wore sunglasses… inside a cloud.
•  Gulls invented “coastal cool.”
•  I offered a gull a soda. It took the can and winked.
•  Beach breeze + sunglasses = gull swagger.
•  Seagulls don’t follow trends—they start squawk couture.
•  That gull posed like it owned the sand.
•  A gull on a skateboard? Instant legend.
•  Cool gulls don’t steal—they borrow with flair.
•  “Stay fly,” said the gull, and left with my lunch.

Fancy Feathered Friends

•  Seagulls in tuxedos? Just another beach gala.
•  That gull sips sparkling seawater only.
•  I saw a gull with a monocle and zero remorse.
•  Fancy gulls don’t steal—they acquire.
•  That gull ordered lobster… from a trash can.
•  Gulls with bowties still scream like commoners.
•  I asked the gull for fashion tips—it stole my belt.
•  Why did the gull join high society? To scream in mansions.
•  Seagull brunch = sand, shrimp, and sass.
•  The fanciest gull still loves a dirty fry.

Baby Gull Giggles

•  Baby gulls: tiny fluff balls with maximum volume.
•  Ever seen a baby gull waddle? Pure comedy.
•  That chick tried to fly and did a full cartwheel.
•  Baby gulls think every shadow is food.
•  One gull chick pecked a flip-flop for 10 minutes.
•  Gull toddlers scream like banshees in training.
•  First word? “SQUAWK.”
•  Baby gulls love shiny stuff—especially earrings.
•  That gull chick wore a leaf like a hat.
•  Beach daycare for gulls? Absolute chaos.

Boss Gulls

•  There’s always one gull who runs the beach.
•  That gull gets the best perch and all the fries.
•  I saw a gull shoo away pigeons like a manager.
•  Boss gulls don’t flap—they glide with authority.
•  That gull barked orders and 10 others followed.
•  Beach rules? Set by the loudest gull.
•  Ever been side-eyed by a seagull CEO? Terrifying.
•  That gull had an entourage and a gold chip.
•  Gulls don’t vote. They squawk until they win.
•  Seagull bosses don’t retire—they reign eternally.

Circus Gulls

•  One gull juggled three pebbles—accidentally, but still.
•  Gulls are acrobats when snacks are involved.
•  I saw a gull do a backflip for a Pringle.
•  That seagull tightrope-walked on a kite string.
•  Seagulls: part clown, part thief.
•  Gulls don’t rehearse—they perform live chaos.
•  One gull wore a popcorn bucket and danced.
•  Circus music plays every time gulls gather.
•  I swear that gull did parkour across the snack shack.
•  Seagulls make better entertainers than they do friends.

Detective Gulls

•  Who stole the fry? The gull already knows.
•  Seagull detectives leave no crumb unexamined.
•  That gull sniffed out a snack from 500 feet away.
•  I dropped a bite, and the seagull solved the case.
•  Detective Gulls: “The Snack Files.”
•  That gull followed me like a feathery Sherlock.
•  They don’t need clues. They have beakstincts.
•  “Case closed,” squawked the gull with a burp.
•  Gulls investigate every trash can thoroughly.
•  One gull wears a trench coat made of- seaweed.

Unhinged Seagull Moments

•  That gull screamed at a crab for 7 minutes.
•  I saw a gull wrestle a plastic fork.
•  Seagulls don’t need caffeine—they are the chaos.
•  One gull bit a beach ball and floated away.
•  I blinked and a gull stole a kid’s hat and dignity.
•  That gull screamed at its own reflection.
•  Ever watched a gull get tangled in its own feet? Comedy gold.
•  One gull just yelled into the sky like it owed it money.
•  Gulls are the Florida men of birds.
•  That one gull? Definitely possessed by snack demons.

Beach Bum Birds

•  Why did the seagull sit on the beach towel? To get a tan-line on its beak.
•  Seagulls love the coast—they find it clawsome.
•  That gull is always at the beach… talk about a real shorebird.
•  Ever seen a seagull doing yoga? They’re great at “beak-asana.”
•  Don’t mess with a seagull’s fries—it’s fowl play.
•  Seagulls on vacation? They’re just winging it.
•  I offered a seagull sunscreen—it said it already had feather protection.
•  Seagulls don’t gossip… they just squawk behind your back.
•  Why are seagulls so chill? They’re always on sea time.
•  A group of gulls chilling? That’s called a squadron of sass.

Snack Attack Seagulls

•  Why did the seagull get a job at the boardwalk? To steal tips and chips.
•  Seagulls don’t diet—they prefer snaccidents.
•  That seagull took my sandwich… rude but impressive.
•  Ever met a polite seagull? Me neither.
•  Don’t eat at the beach unless you want a seagull tasting menu.
•  I dropped a fry—15 seagulls spawned from another dimension.
•  Seagulls are basically flying food critics.
•  He who controls the nachos, controls the gulls.
•  Warning: feeding one seagull is how you start a seagull fan club.
•  The only thing seagulls love more than food is YOUR food.

Squawk Talk

•  Why don’t seagulls ever sing solos? They prefer squawk-ronies.
•  Seagulls trying to rap? Call that a beak beat.
•  Ever heard a seagull argument? It’s like bagpipes fighting.
•  I heard a seagull say “YOLO.” It was probably just “YAAAWWKK.”
•  If seagulls had a podcast, it’d just be static and fries crunching.
•  Seagulls never lose an argument—they just scream louder.
•  Seagulls in therapy: “And then they looked at my fries…”
•  That seagull’s voice cracked—it’s going through the molt.
•  Ever heard a seagull sing opera? Neither has anyone.
•  Seagulls don’t whisper, they warble with aggression.

Travel Gulls

•  Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
•  Seagulls love travel—they’re always on “frequent flyer squawks.”
•  I asked a seagull if it’s been anywhere nice—said “Europe. Mostly bins.”
•  Road trips are for pigeons. Gulls prefer flight class.
•  Ever seen a seagull passport? All stamps say “Boardwalk.”
•  Gulls never get jet lag—just jet sass.
•  Seagulls fly south, but somehow end up in your fries.
•  That gull went to Florida and came back wearing shades.
•  Why did the gull cross the ocean? For clout.
•  Travel tip: never bring snacks around international gulls.

Beach Drama Queens

•  Seagulls don’t overreact—they over-squawk.
•  That gull stole a hat and started a trend.
•  Gulls can’t keep a secret—they squawk it instantly.
•  Sand in their feathers? Full-blown meltdown.
•  If drama were a bird, it’d be a seagull.
•  Seagulls at the beach are just flying gossip columns.
•  One gull tripped, now they’re all doing it for clout.
•  I told a gull to calm down—it screamed louder.
•  Gulls aren’t chaotic, they’re just coastally expressive.
•  Beach police? Gulls are the sirens.

Gull-fluencers

•  That seagull has 10k followers—all for fry pics.
•  Gull’s TikTok: nothing but screaming and stealing.
•  “Gull goals” is just a pile of shiny trash and attitude.
•  Seagulls invented the wing selfie.
•  They don’t pose—they attack the lens.
•  That gull photobombed 6 weddings and got a brand deal.
•  Gulls be like: “Caught my best angle (it’s all angles).”
•  One viral squawk and now it’s verified.
•  Seagulls love reels—especially when they can grab the phone.
•  I saw a gull doing a thirst trap on a jet ski.

Romantic Gulls

•  Seagulls mate for life… or until someone brings better snacks.
•  That gull brought its date a French fry. True love.
•  Gulls don’t date—they dive in.
•  I saw two gulls share a shrimp. It was shellebration.
•  Seagull proposals include fish breath and screaming.
•  Beach weddings? Gulls are the rowdy guests.
•  “Will you squawk with me forever?”
• Gulls swipe right on sandwiches.
•  That gull was heartbroken—left a fish on the pier.
•  Seagull romance: loud, fast, and snacky.

Clean-ish Comedy

•  Ever seen a seagull bathe? It’s 30% splash, 70% confusion.
•  Gulls don’t shower—they just fly through sprinklers.
•  That seagull used my head as a toilet. Thanks, nature.
•  Seagulls: proof that air pollution can be loud.
•  Gulls never litter. They just rearrange trash artistically.
•  What do seagulls use for deodorant? Eau de dead fish.
•  That gull wiped its beak on my towel.
•  Beach towels: now with added gull drool.
•  Gulls think “cleanliness” is optional.
•  I saw a gull wash its feet—once. Probably an accident.

Pizza Pirates

•  Why did the gull steal a slice? It’s a pizzavore.
•  That gull snatched my pepperoni like a pro.
•  Gulls believe every pizza is “for the flock.”
•  Warning: open box = open invitation.
•  That gull tried to order extra anchovies.
•  Seagulls love crust—they just hate sharing.
•  A gull stole the last slice. Now it runs the beach.
•  Pizza isn’t food. It’s bait.
•  Gulls don’t believe in slices—just whole theft.
•  I blinked. My pizza vanished. Gull magic.

Treasure Hunters

•  Gulls love shiny things—especially your car keys.
•  That gull stole my necklace and flew away rich.
•  They don’t want food—they want loot.
•  If pirates had wings, they’d be seagulls.
•  Why dig for treasure when you can steal someone’s iPhone?
•  Gulls are basically feathered magpies on espresso.
•  I dropped a coin. Five gulls appeared instantly.
•  Seagull motto: “See shiny. Take shiny.”
•  Lost something? Ask the local gull hoarder.
•  I saw a gull wearing earrings. Stylish thief.