Knock knock jokes never get old—and when you add a spooky twist, they’re even better! 👻 Whether you’re telling them at a Halloween party, sharing laughs at school, or just looking to spook your friends with some silly humor, scary knock knock jokes are the perfect mix of funny and frightening. These clean and lighthearted jokes are great for kids, teens, and adults who love a good giggle with their goosebumps.
👻 Scary Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a spooky joke!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you I’m funny!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you ate all the candy?Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you going on Halloween night?Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy loves Halloween!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton me in on the secret!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the candy!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie a good friend and open the door!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein your doorbell!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter give me candy or else!
🕷️ Creepy Crawlers
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Web. Web who? Web you scared yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eight. Eight who? Eight legs and counting!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spin. Spin who? Spin-ning a scary story.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crawl. Crawl who? Crawl over here, it’s spooky!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang heaven you’re not a fly!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bug. Bug who? Bugging you for candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Webby. Webby who? Webby careful where you step.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Widow. Widow who? Widow you like to meet my spider?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep it real with spiders.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hairy. Hairy who? Hairy scary spider time!
🎃 Pumpkin Pals
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o’-lantern lighting the way!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carve. Carve who? Carve out some fun tonight!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Patch. Patch who? Pumpkin Patch delivery!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Squash. Squash who? Squash the fears away!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spice. Spice who? Spice up your night with me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Seed. Seed who? Seed you at Halloween!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pie. Pie who? Pie love pumpkin jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candle. Candle who? Candle-light for spooky fun.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hollow. Hollow who? Hollow out some laughs!
🐈⬛ Black Cat Comedy
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-ch me if you can!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scratch. Scratch who? Scratch-ing at your door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Meow-t of candy already?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paw. Paw who? Paw-sitively purrfect knock-knock!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Whisker. Whisker who? Whisker you open already?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fur. Fur who? Fur real, it’s a black cat!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tail. Tail who? Tail me you’re not scared.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Purr. Purr who? Purr-haps I’ll bring bad luck!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claw. Claw who? Claw-ver kitty strikes again.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline spooky yet?
🏚️ Haunted House Hijinks
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Door. Door who? Door you scared to enter?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Floor. Floor who? Floor creaks when I walk!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Window. Window who? Window you ever escape?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Attic. Attic who? Attic to the noises upstairs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hall. Hall who? Hall you be haunted tonight!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lamp. Lamp who? Lamp light flickers—spooky!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Room. Room who? Room for another ghost?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stairs. Stairs who? Stairs at you from the dark.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wall. Wall who? Wall you open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? House. House who? House it feel to be haunted?
🔪 Creepy Killers
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freddy. Freddy who? Freddy to give you nightmares.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jason. Jason who? Jason time for Friday scares!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chucky. Chucky who? Chucky your candy stash?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Michael. Michael who? Michael Myers is back!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scream. Scream who? Scream all you want!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mask. Mask who? Mask-ter of fright knocking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knife. Knife who? Knife to meet you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Saw. Saw who? Saw you screaming already!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Horror. Horror who? Horror you hiding from me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slasher. Slasher who? Slasher way through candy!
🕯️ Creepy Cemetery
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grave. Grave who? Grave me a laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tomb. Tomb who? Tomb it may concern… spooky!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crypt. Crypt who? Crypt up on you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rest. Rest who? Rest in peace—just kidding!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Plot. Plot who? Plot twist—it’s a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stone. Stone who? Stone-cold scary!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dirt. Dirt who? Dirt you scared yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dig. Dig who? Dig deep for courage!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marker. Marker who? Marker the grave site!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? RIP. RIP who? RIP-roaring laughter!
📚 Cursed Objects
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doll. Doll who? Doll you be scared!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mirror. Mirror who? Mirror you screaming?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ring. Ring who? Ring around the creepy TV.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ouija. Ouija who? Ouija gonna open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Book. Book who? Book of dark secrets!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mask. Mask who? Mask-querade of terror!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toy. Toy who? Toying with your fears!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Photo. Photo who? Photo-real ghost here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watch. Watch who? Watch out—it’s cursed!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dollhouse. Dollhouse who? Dollhouse you escape now?
🌙 Midnight Mayhem
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Midnight. Midnight who? Midnight snack… of souls!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shadow. Shadow who? Shadow we dance in the dark?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dark. Dark who? Dark enough to scare you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be watching you tonight.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you’re awake late!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sleep. Sleep who? Sleep tight—don’t scream!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Time. Time who? Time for a midnight scare.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-tled already?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glow. Glow who? Glow-ing eyes in the dark!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chill. Chill who? Chill out, it’s spooky fun!
🧛 Haunted Hotel
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell-hop from the underworld!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Room. Room who? Room 666, your suite is ready.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Maid. Maid who? Maid to haunt forever!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Key. Key who? Key-eping you locked in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Guest. Guest who? Guest you’re staying forever.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Check. Check who? Check out never again.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luggage. Luggage who? Luggage full of screams!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lobby. Lobby who? Lobby quiet—it’s cursed!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Floor. Floor who? Floor creaks in your room!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Concierge. Concierge who? Concierge you scared yet?
🌌 Alien Abductions
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beam. Beam who? Beam me up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Probe. Probe who? Probe-ably terrifying!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Martian. Martian who? Martian into your house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Alien’t you scared yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? UFO. UFO who? UFO-lly scary!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Galaxy. Galaxy who? Galaxy full of fear!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Space. Space who? Space out your screams!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-t running!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Planet. Planet who? Planet your worst nightmare!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Saturn. Saturn who? Saturn lights out!
🩸 Bloody Scares
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood you better be scared!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Drip. Drip who? Drip-drop of terror!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Red. Red who? Red all over—yikes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bleed. Bleed who? Bleed-ing edge of fright!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spill. Spill who? Spill the horror!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cut. Cut who? Cut it out—I’m bleeding!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stain. Stain who? Stain here forever.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vein. Vein who? Vein you scared stiff?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slasher. Slasher who? Slasher wrists—just kidding!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bandage. Bandage who? Bandage up the horror.
🧛 Monster Mash
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy loves knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Creature. Creature who? Creature feature night!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lagoon. Lagoon who? Lagoon monster says hi!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Troll. Troll who? Troll-ing your fears.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up all the candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? Ogre and over again, scary!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Demon. Demon who? Demon-strating scary jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Imp. Imp who? Imp-possible to be scarier!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beast. Beast who? Beast to scare you tonight!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Franken. Franken who? Franken-stein’s at the door!
🌪️ Stormy Scares
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thunder. Thunder who? Thunder clap scares you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lightning. Lightning who? Lightning fast spooks!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rain of terror!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cloud. Cloud who? Cloud you be any scarier?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Storm. Storm who? Storm into your nightmares!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wind. Wind who? Wind you be afraid?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hail. Hail who? Hail yeah it’s scary!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tempest. Tempest who? Tempest in your house!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gale. Gale who? Gale-force fright!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fog. Fog who? Fog-et about sleeping!
🪦 Halloween Party Puns
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Treat. Treat who? Treat yourself to candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trick. Trick who? Trick or treat, smell my feet!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Costume. Costume who? Costume party tonight!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mask. Mask who? Mask your fears away.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-tiful Halloween vibes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Party. Party who? Party until you’re ghostly!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dance. Dance who? Dance with the dead!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Music. Music who? Music to your fears!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glow. Glow who? Glow sticks and spooks!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fun. Fun who? Fun-tastic Halloween night!
👻 Ghoul Giggles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry—it’s just a ghost!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul you be scared already?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to show you how funny I am!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Booze. Booze who? Booze gonna help me haunt tonight?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghastly. Ghastly who? Ghastly enough to give you chills!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spirit. Spirit who? Spirit me the details, just open up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom of the opera-tunity to scare you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Casper. Casper who? Cas-per the friendly ghost, duh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shade. Shade who? Shade you be afraid?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you glad I didn’t scare you harder?
🧛 Vampire Vibes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang you very much for opening the door.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who? Count Dracula, ready for a bite!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood you better let me in—it’s cold!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter be ready for a fright!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin up some laughs tonight!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bite. Bite who? Bite you if you don’t laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stake. Stake who? Stake your time, I’ll be quick!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vein. Vein who? Vein you gonna invite me inside?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn’t let me burn, open up fast!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Garlic. Garlic who? Garlic you glad I’m not hungry?
🧟 Zombie Zone
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dead. Dead who? Dead tired of knocking!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brain. Brain who? Brain some snacks, I’m starving!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rot. Rot who? Rot you glad I’m undead?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Crawl. Crawl who? Crawl outta your grave already!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Munch. Munch who? Munch on your brains if you don’t hurry!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grave. Grave who? Grave me a hand, I’m stuck!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skull. Skull who? Skull you be scared by now?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lurch. Lurch who? Lurch forward, I need snacks!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bite. Bite who? Bite you if you taste yummy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Decay. Decay who? Decay’s just getting started!
🧙 Witchy Wonders
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Spell “abracadabra,” let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hex. Hex who? Hex-cuse me, are you scared yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Brew. Brew who? Brew up some laughs with me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom service, anyone?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron you answer faster?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hocus. Hocus who? Hocus pocus, open the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Potion. Potion who? Potion your door and let me in.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cackle. Cackle who? Cackle you be any louder?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wand. Wand who? Wand-er if you’re scared yet.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the candy?
💀 Skeleton Shenanigans
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone appetit!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rattle. Rattle who? Rattle your bones with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tibia. Tibia who? Tibia honest, I love knock-knocks.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spine. Spine who? Spine-tingling fun ahead!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rib. Rib who? Rib-tickling joke incoming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skull. Skull who? Skull I scare you now?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clatter. Clatter who? Clatter me in if you dare!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Joint. Joint who? Joint the party, skeleton style!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Femur. Femur who? Femur the merrier!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bonehead. Bonehead who? Bonehead enough to knock twice!
🐺 Werewolf Whispers
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you be tonight?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hairy. Hairy who? Hairy up, it’s a full moon!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moon. Moon who? Moon-walk me inside.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paw. Paw who? Paw-sitively scary!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Growl. Growl who? Growl you ready for this joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang goodness it’s only a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fur. Fur who? Fur real, I’m a werewolf!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howler. Howler who? Howler you not scared yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claw. Claw who? Claw-ver enough to scare you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wolf. Wolf who? Wolf you let me in already!
FAQs?
Q: What are scary knock knock jokes?
A: Scary knock knock jokes are classic knock knock jokes with a spooky twist—featuring ghosts, monsters, witches, and Halloween themes.
Q: Are scary knock knock jokes kid-friendly?
A: Yes! Most scary knock knock jokes are clean, funny, and silly, making them perfect for kids, classrooms, and family parties.
Q: Can I use scary knock knock jokes at a Halloween party?
A: Absolutely! They’re a fun way to break the ice, entertain kids, or even add humor to spooky storytelling.
Q: Do scary knock knock jokes have to be really scary?
A: Not at all—they’re usually more funny than frightening. The “scary” part just adds a Halloween or spooky vibe.
Q: Can adults enjoy scary knock knock jokes too?
A: Yes! While kids love them, adults also enjoy the playful humor, especially during Halloween gatherings.
Q: What’s the best time to tell scary knock knock jokes?
A: They’re perfect for Halloween, sleepovers, campfires, or any fun get-together where spooky humor fits.
Q: Are these jokes easy to remember?
A: Definitely. Knock knock jokes are short and simple, making them easy for kids and adults to memorize.
Q: Can I add these jokes to Halloween cards or decorations?
A: Yes! Scary knock knock jokes make great additions to cards, party invitations, or even Halloween crafts.
Q: Do scary knock knock jokes work in classrooms?
A: Yes—they’re classroom-friendly, safe for kids, and a fun way for teachers to bring humor into Halloween lessons.
Q: Where can I find more funny Halloween jokes?
A: You can check out more spooky humor, Halloween puns, and party jokes at punsplanet.com 🎃👻.
Conclusion
And there you have it—scary knock-knock jokes to haunt your Halloween and tickle your funny bone. From vampires to zombies, witches to werewolves, these puns prove that laughter is the best exorcism. Share them at parties, text them to friends, or keep them handy whenever you need a creepy chuckle.
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