There’s something timeless about a good knock knock joke. Simple setup, silly payoff, and instant giggles—no matter your age. From playgrounds to parties, these jokes open the door (literally!) to fun.We’ve rounded up over 200 knock knock jokes that’ll have kids giggling, teens rolling their eyes (then laughing anyway), and adults secretly saving them for later. Ready? Knock knock…
🌈 Silly & Random Knock Knock Jokes (Continued)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly—cow says mooo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak-careful, I’m funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for another joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any better?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door already!
🌍 Travel Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paris. Paris who? Paris of socks missing!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rome. Rome who? Rome sweet Rome.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nile. Nile who? Nile bet you’re laughing!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tokyo. Tokyo who? Tokyo time to answer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? London. London who? London bridge is falling down!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beach. Beach who? Beach you glad it’s summer?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canada. Canada who? Canada help me with these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska you one more question.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good, Hawaii you?
🎶 Music Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Guitar. Guitar who? Guitar get together and jam!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Drum. Drum who? Drum up some laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Piano. Piano who? Piano be my friend!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Violin. Violin who? Violin play you a song.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Note. Note who? Note-thing funnier than this!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jazz. Jazz who? Jazz hands waving!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beat. Beat who? Beat you to the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rap. Rap who? Rap your arms around me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Song. Song who? Song much fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Melody. Melody who? Melody one who makes me laugh!
🏀 Sports Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soccer. Soccer who? Soccer to me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis anyone?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baseball. Baseball who? Baseball is life!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Golf. Golf who? Golf your hands together!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hockey. Hockey who? Hockey puns are cool!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Track. Track who? Track me down later!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gym. Gym who? Gym one more chance!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wrestle. Wrestle who? Wrestle up some laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Run. Run who? Run and hide—I’ve got more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coach. Coach who? Coach you a funny one!
👻 Spooky Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to show you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch you a spooky night!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeleton me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy loves you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire state of mind!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up the candy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie a good friend!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you didn’t see me coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Creeper. Creeper who? Creeper real quiet!
🌞 Summer Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sun. Sun who? Sun-body loves you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wave. Wave who? Wave been friends forever!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popsicle. Popsicle who? Popsicle stand nearby!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sand. Sand who? Sand me a postcard!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flip-flop. Flip-flop who? Flip-flop around and dance!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pool. Pool who? Pool together for fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beach ball. Beach ball who? Beach ball-ieve me, it’s fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to see you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heat. Heat who? Heat up the summer vibes!
❄️ Winter Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time like the present!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice day to see you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flake. Flake who? Flake news, it’s snowing!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cold. Cold who? Cold you open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Storm. Storm who? Storm brewing outside!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mittens. Mittens who? Mittens are warm and cozy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frost. Frost who? Frost bitten with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blizzard. Blizzard who? Blizzard of jokes coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo this together!
📱 Tech Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wifi. Wifi who? Wifi you always busy?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? App. App who? Appy to see you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Data. Data who? Data way, I like it!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mouse. Mouse who? Mouse you let me in?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Java. Java who? Java good day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Siri. Siri who? Siri-ously funny joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pixel. Pixel who? Pixel perfect moment!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? USB. USB who? USB mine forever!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom you later!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Laptop. Laptop who? Laptop of jokes incoming!
🎉 Party Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Disco. Disco who? Disco-nnected the lights!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cake. Cake who? Cake my day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Confetti. Confetti who? Confetti time of your life!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? DJ. DJ who? DJ ready to dance?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Streamer. Streamer who? Streamer of fun times!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Band. Band who? Band together for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pop. Pop who? Pop the balloons!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Drink. Drink who? Drink to good times!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mask. Mask who? Mask you dance with me?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glow. Glow who? Glow crazy tonight!
🐾 Pet Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Paws. Paws who? Paws-itively happy to see you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Whisker. Whisker who? Whisker me a goodnight kiss!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bark. Bark who? Barking up the wrong tree!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Meow you doing?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tail. Tail who? Tail me another story!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Collar. Collar who? Collar me maybe!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fetch. Fetch who? Fetch me a snack!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone to be wild!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claw. Claw who? Claw-ver joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wag. Wag who? Wag you glad I came?
🌈 Silly & Random Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if I see a spider!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Etch a sketch me later!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Stop crying!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I prefer Google!
🐶 Animal Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you open the door already?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-abunga, dude!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Duck, it’s raining!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me while I think.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pig. Pig who? Pig up the phone!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheep. Sheep who? Sheep up and listen!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Fish you a happy day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Puppy. Puppy who? Puppy love is in the air.
🍕 Food Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I knocked?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce laugh together!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza cake for dessert!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco ‘bout funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split if you don’t answer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you more each day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up quick!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy jokes get funnier?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean thinking of you!
🎃 Holiday Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Claus is coming to town!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch you a Happy Halloween!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey up, it’s Thanksgiving dinner!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf-abet starts with A!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid take my heart!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny hop into Easter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Firework. Firework who? Firework it out—it’s New Year!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o’-lantern at the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carol. Carol who? Carol-ers singing outside!
📚 School Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil sharpener broke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Book. Book who? Book a seat for me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Teacher. Teacher who? Teacher me how to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chalk. Chalk who? Chalk it up to fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell rings—class dismissed!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Math. Math who? Math you glad it’s over?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Test. Test who? Test your memory with jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marker. Marker who? Marker words—I’m funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homework. Homework who? Homework is never-ending!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ruler. Ruler who? Ruler the world with laughter!
👨 Dad-Style Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like another joke?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m laughing!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dew. Dew who? Dew you want to hear more?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow laughing matter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
🦸 Pop Culture Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Groot. Groot who? I am Groot!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Elsa. Elsa who? Elsa you later!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yo da best!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Batman. Batman who? Batman your own business!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thor. Thor who? Thor-t of you today!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dory. Dory who? Dory ever stop laughing?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sponge. Sponge who? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mario. Mario who? Mario Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Minion. Minion who? Minion reasons to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shrek. Shrek who? Shrek yourself before you wreck yourself!
💘 Love Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me quick!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Be mine. Be mine who? Be mine forever!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hug. Hug who? Hug me tight!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Love. Love who? Love you a latte!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rose. Rose who? Rose are red, violets are blue…
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Valentine. Valentine who? Valentine be my date?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. Heart who? Heart you glad I’m here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid me in your arms!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Chocolate chip away at your heart!
🚪 Classic Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly—cow says mooo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police—open up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Calm down, it’s just a joke.
😂 Silly & Kid-Friendly Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupt—MOO!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream every time I see a spider!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yo. Yo who? Yo mama loves these jokes.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy joke get any better?
FAQs?
Q: What’s the most classic knock knock joke of all time?
A: Probably “Boo who? Don’t cry—it’s just a joke!” Timeless.
Q: Are knock knock jokes good for kids?
A: 100%! They’re short, silly, and clean.
Q: Can I use knock knock jokes for Instagram captions?
A: Totally—they’re quick, funny, and get great engagement.
Q: Do knock knock jokes work for adults too?
A: Yes—grown-ups love to groan, but secretly laugh inside.
Q: Can I make my own knock knock jokes?
A: Definitely! Just play with words and punchlines.
Q: What’s a punny knock knock joke for school?
A: “Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I scream when there’s homework!”
Q: Are there holiday-themed knock knock jokes?
A: Oh yes—Christmas, Halloween, Easter, even Valentine’s.
Q: Why are knock knock jokes so easy to remember?
A: Simple format + silly twist = instant memory win.
Q: Can I use knock knock jokes in speeches?
A: For sure! They’re great icebreakers and lighten the mood.
Q: Where can I find even more knock knock jokes?
A: Right here—or check out more at PunsPlanet.com.
Conclusion
Knock knock jokes are proof that the simplest humor is often the best. Whether you’re telling them at school, at a party, or even on social media, these little gems always bring a smile. They’re quick, clever, and perfect for all ages.
So next time someone says “knock knock”, you know laughter is just around the corner.
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