Step up to the plate and get ready to laugh!
These baseball knock-knock jokes are perfect for fans of all ages.
From silly puns to funny plays, they’ll hit a home run with your humor.
Get your mitt ready — it’s joke time!
😂 Baseball Knock Knock Jokes One Liners
Knock knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer-run!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher you later!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch you glad it’s baseball season?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Base. Base who? Base-ically, these are funny!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove to see you laugh!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shortstop. Shortstop who? Shortstop laughing or strike out!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond be careful, these are hits!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Umpire. Umpire who? Umpire-ly you laugh!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Batting. Batting who? Batting a thousand jokes today!
😎 Baseball Jokes For Adults
Why was the baseball team always in trouble? They kept getting caught stealing bases.
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Why did the baseball player bring string to the game? To tie the score!
How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.
Why did the pitcher go to jail? For throwing a curveball!
What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of cheese? Double “A”!
Why did the baseball coach hire a detective? To find the missing bases.
How do baseball players make phone calls? They use the batter-y.
Why did the baseball glove go to therapy? It had too many catch issues.
Why don’t baseball players get hot? Because they have too many fans!
🤭 Baseball Knock Knock Jokes For Adults
Knock knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer-run!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike while the iron’s hot!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout your worries, it’s funny!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher you laughing yet?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Umpire. Umpire who? Umpire-ly hilarious!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Slider. Slider who? Slide into these jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Foul. Foul who? Foul play is allowed here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pinch. Pinch who? Pinch yourself, these are real jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bullpen. Bullpen who? Bullpen-ing the laughs!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Outfield. Outfield who? Outfield yourself laughing!
😏 Baseball Knock Knock Jokes Dirty
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter luck next time!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball you be careful, it’s slippery!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer-run… into trouble!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher you in the naughty zone!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch you got a funny streak!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove to tease a little!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shortstop. Shortstop who? Shortstop laughing too hard!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Foul. Foul who? Foul-mouthed? Never here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike you blush yet?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond be careful with this one!
⚾ Short Baseball Jokes For Adults
Why do baseball players never get lost? They follow the signs.
What’s the best way to catch a baseball? With your glove!
Why did the baseball coach go to jail? He stole home.
Why are baseball players great musicians? They know all the pitches.
Why did the batter bring a pencil? To draw a line!
What’s a baseball player’s favorite dessert? Peach cobbler!
Why did the outfielder bring a backpack? For the pop flies.
Why was the baseball team always cool? Because they had lots of fans.
Why don’t baseball players make good bowlers? They always strike out.
How does a baseball player party? By hitting it out of the park!
🥎 Baseball Jokes One-Liners
Baseball is the only place where you can steal and still be applauded.
I like baseball — it’s the only sport with a built-in “catch me if you can.”
Strike one: my jokes are flying. Strike two: they’re landing!
Baseball players always know how to catch feelings.
I tried playing baseball… but I couldn’t handle the curve.
My glove is feeling lonely — it wants a ball.
Home runs are like good jokes: rare, but satisfying.
Pitching jokes is harder than hitting them.
Baseball players never worry about traffic — they always find the base.
Outfielders are just goalkeepers without nets.
👶 Baseball Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch you glad it’s game day?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball you catch me?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove you lots!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Base. Base who? Base-ically, it’s funny!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer-run!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond be silly!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Umpire. Umpire who? Umpire happy to see you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shortstop. Shortstop who? Shortstop giggling!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Foul. Foul who? Foul play is fun!
🧢 Baseball Jokes For Kids
Why did the baseball team go to the bakery? They needed more buns!
What’s a baseball player’s favorite place? Home plate!
Why did the baseball coach go to school? To get a little pitch-perfect education!
Why did the baseball glove break up with the ball? It felt too caught up.
What do baseball players eat for breakfast? Home runs!
Why was the baseball team always cool? Because they had lots of fans.
How do baseball players keep in touch? With bat-phones!
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder? To reach the high notes!
What’s a baseball player’s favorite dessert? Strike-out Sundae!
How do baseball players flirt? They steal a base!
🤣 Baseball Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you didn’t see that fastball coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove to see you catch that one!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch me another joke, I’m loving this game!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Foul. Foul who? Foul ball — I’m outta here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Base. Base who? Base yourself, I’m sliding in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer run as fast as you can!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike me lucky, I hit that one!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout the way, I’m up to bat!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mitt. Mitt who? Mitt you at home plate.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ump. Ump who? Umpire glad you laughed?
🍻 Baseball Jokes for Adults
Why did the baseball player get arrested? Because he stole second base.
Baseball is like dating — lots of strikes before you finally hit one out of the park.
Why was the baseball team always in trouble? Because they kept getting caught stealing.
Baseball players make great partners… they’re used to playing the field.
The umpire said my wife was safe. Little did he know, she was just home early.
Baseball players are terrible at arguments — they always throw curveballs.
My ex was like a bad pitcher — couldn’t find the strike zone.
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend… but baseball players know better.
A baseball game is like happy hour — lots of pitchers.
I asked my buddy why his marriage failed. He said too many foul balls.
⚾ Short Baseball Jokes for Adults
Why are baseball players bad bowlers? They always throw strikes.
Baseball is 90% mental… and the other half is hotdogs.
Why did the baseball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
Dating a baseball player is easy — they’ll never stop pitching.
Why was the baseball player always calm? He knew how to strike a balance.
What do you call a baseball player who chews gum? A pop star.
Why don’t baseball players trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
Pitchers don’t need therapy — they just throw their problems away.
Why did the baseball player cross the road? To steal second.
Every baseball team needs a banker — to keep track of runs.
🌶️ Dirty Baseball Jokes
Why are baseball games like relationships? Lots of foul balls before you score.
What’s the hardest part of baseball? Staying out of the minors. 😉
Why was the baseball team so good at dating? They knew how to score after a few pitches.
First base is sweet, second base is hotter… third base? Don’t ask.
They say baseball is a clean sport — but players still slide into third dirty.
Why did the pitcher get dumped? Too many curveballs.
What’s a slugger’s favorite pickup line? “Wanna see my big bat?”
Why was the batter blushing? He made it to third base too fast.
Baseball is like love — sometimes you strike out, sometimes you hit a home run.
Players don’t kiss and tell… unless they’re stealing home.
🍻 Baseball Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Single. Single who? Single and ready to steal second.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pitcher. Pitcher who? Pitcher me and you at the bar after the game.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher later… I’m busy scoring.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slider. Slider who? Slider number, I’ll call you after the game.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coach. Coach who? Coach you later, I’ve got a date with first base.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Run. Run who? Run home with me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Steal. Steal who? Steal your heart like I stole second.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunt. Bunt who? Bunt you glad I’m here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? League. League who? League me alone, I’m watching the game.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout with me tonight?
🌶️ Baseball Knock Knock Jokes (Dirty)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Third base. Third base who? Third base and still not home — what a tease!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swing. Swing who? Swing by later, we’ll hit a home run.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove the way you slide into my bases.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Curve. Curve who? Curve me up, I’m ready for your pitch.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer body wants you tonight.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you’d like me on first base.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ump. Ump who? Ump-tie your belt, it’s game time.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike me down if I’m not stealing your heart.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Base. Base who? Base-ically, I’m scoring tonight.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch your tent, it’s gonna be a long game.
😂 Short Funny Baseball Jokes (Clean & Quick)
Why was the baseball team always hot? Because they had too many fans.
What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of music? Swing.
Why did the baseball player get lost? He kept going off-base.
Why do baseball players love the internet? They can’t stop surfing the web.
What do baseball and pancakes have in common? They both need a good batter.
Why don’t baseball players ever get sunburned? They’ve got good covers.
Baseball players eat their breakfast in the dugout — because it’s the cereal position.
Why did the pitcher bring tape to the game? To fix a split seam.
Why was the stadium so cool? Because of all the fans.
What’s a baseball player’s favorite dance move? The slide.
🏆 All-Star Laughs
Knock, knock. Who’s there? All-Star. All-Star who? All-Star your jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? MVP. MVP who? MVP-lease laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer’s a funny guy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catch. Catch who? Catch this pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slugger. Slugger who? Slugger through for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fastball. Fastball who? Fastball you want to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rookie. Rookie who? Rookie of the laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases loaded with puns!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout more fun!
👏 Fan Funnies
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheer. Cheer who? Cheer up, it’s joke time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banner. Banner who? Banner you been laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cap. Cap who? Cap-tain of jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these puns yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stand. Stand who? Stand up and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn your way to fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ticket. Ticket who? Ticket to laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hotdog. Hotdog who? Hotdog you like jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack-tion for humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mascot. Mascot who? Mascot you a question—want more?
🧢 Minor League Fun
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rookie. Rookie who? Rookie around for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Minor. Minor who? Minor league jokes, major laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coach. Coach who? Coach you how to giggle!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bench. Bench who? Bench-mark your laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swing. Swing who? Swing by for more fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter late than never!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher of laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike a pose and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball up some fun!
🥎 Championship Chuckles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trophy. Trophy who? Trophy you laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Medal. Medal who? Medal of laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winner. Winner who? Winner you see these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? League. League who? League-ing with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer’s a funny guy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Playoff. Playoff who? Playoff your worries away!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fans. Fans who? Fans of punny jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout for more humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases full of laughs!
🏟️ Final Inning Fun
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Home. Home who? Home run with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Plate. Plate who? Plate up some jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher of giggles!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch perfect humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike up the fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Base. Base who? Base your day on laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dug. Dug who? Dugout ready for more?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swing. Swing who? Swing by for smiles!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Batter. Batter who? Batter get ready to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
⚾ Baseball Gear Giggles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Helmet. Helmet who? Helmet you see more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter get ready for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cleat. Cleat who? Cleat your eyes on this pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jersey. Jersey who? Jersey-ously funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mitt. Mitt who? Mitt you expect a pun?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher-ly funny, right?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scoreboard. Scoreboard who? Scoreboard of laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout for more puns!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Batting. Batting who? Batting a thousand laughs!
🥎 Pre-Game Chuckles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Warmup. Warmup who? Warmup your funny bone!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stretch. Stretch who? Stretching the laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Locker. Locker who? Locker up some fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stretch. Stretch who? Stretch your smile!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter late than never!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball you ever laugh this much?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch perfect humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike up some fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dug. Dug who? Dugout ready for laughs?
🏟️ Concession Stand Comedy
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hotdog. Hotdog who? Hotdog you like these puns?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn your way to laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soda. Soda who? Soda-ly funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pretzel. Pretzel who? Pretzel your mouth around this joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho average pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you believe it’s funny?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chips. Chips who? Chips away your boredom!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icecream. Icecream who? Icecream with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Funnel. Funnel who? Funnel fun ahead!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack-tion for giggles!
⚾ All-Star Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? All-Star. All-Star who? All-Star your jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? MVP. MVP who? MVP-lease laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer’s a funny guy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catch. Catch who? Catch this pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slugger. Slugger who? Slugger through for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fastball. Fastball who? Fastball you want to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rookie. Rookie who? Rookie of the laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases loaded with puns!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout more fun!
🧢 Fan Funnies
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheer. Cheer who? Cheer up, it’s joke time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banner. Banner who? Banner you been laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cap. Cap who? Cap-tain of jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these puns yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stand. Stand who? Stand up and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn your way to fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ticket. Ticket who? Ticket to laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hotdog. Hotdog who? Hotdog you like jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack-tion for humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mascot. Mascot who? Mascot you a question—want more?
🥎 Minor League Fun
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rookie. Rookie who? Rookie around for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Minor. Minor who? Minor league jokes, major laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coach. Coach who? Coach you how to giggle!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bench. Bench who? Bench-mark your laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swing. Swing who? Swing by for more fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter late than never!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher of laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike a pose and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball up some fun!
🏟️ Championship Chuckles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trophy. Trophy who? Trophy you laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Medal. Medal who? Medal of laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winner. Winner who? Winner you see these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? League. League who? League-ing with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer’s a funny guy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Playoff. Playoff who? Playoff your worries away!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fans. Fans who? Fans of punny jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout for more humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases full of laughs!
🏟️ Dugout Giggles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bench. Bench who? Bench your worries and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Locker. Locker who? Locker up some fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uniform. Uniform who? Uniform-ly hilarious!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove to see more jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Helmet. Helmet who? Helmet you with more laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Score. Score who? Score big laughs with these!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases loaded with humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dug. Dug who? Dug out your funny bone yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ballpark. Ballpark who? Ballpark of laughter ahead!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Play. Play who? Play ball…and laugh!
⚾ Minor League Fun
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rookie. Rookie who? Rookie around for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Minor. Minor who? Minor league jokes, major laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Coach. Coach who? Coach you how to giggle!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bench. Bench who? Bench-mark your laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swing. Swing who? Swing by for more fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter late than never!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher of laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike a pose and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball up some fun!
🥎 Championship Chuckles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trophy. Trophy who? Trophy you laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Medal. Medal who? Medal of laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winner. Winner who? Winner you see these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? League. League who? League-ing with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer’s a funny guy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Playoff. Playoff who? Playoff your worries away!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fans. Fans who? Fans of punny jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout for more humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases full of laughs!
🏟️ Fan Funnies
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheer. Cheer who? Cheer up, it’s joke time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banner. Banner who? Banner you been laughing yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cap. Cap who? Cap-tain of jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these puns yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stand. Stand who? Stand up and laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn your way to fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ticket. Ticket who? Ticket to laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hotdog. Hotdog who? Hotdog you like jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack-tion for humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mascot. Mascot who? Mascot you a question—want more?
⚾ Baseball Gear Giggles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Helmet. Helmet who? Helmet you see more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter get ready for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cleat. Cleat who? Cleat your eyes on this pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jersey. Jersey who? Jersey-ously funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mitt. Mitt who? Mitt you expect a pun?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catcher. Catcher who? Catcher-ly funny, right?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scoreboard. Scoreboard who? Scoreboard of laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout for more puns!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Batting. Batting who? Batting a thousand laughs!
🥎 Pre-Game Chuckles
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Warmup. Warmup who? Warmup your funny bone!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stretch. Stretch who? Stretching the laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Locker. Locker who? Locker up some fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stretch. Stretch who? Stretch your smile!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glove. Glove who? Glove these jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter late than never!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ball. Ball who? Ball you ever laugh this much?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch perfect humor!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Strike. Strike who? Strike up some fun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dug. Dug who? Dugout ready for laughs?
🏟️ Concession Stand Comedy
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hotdog. Hotdog who? Hotdog you like these puns?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Popcorn. Popcorn who? Popcorn your way to laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soda. Soda who? Soda-ly funny!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pretzel. Pretzel who? Pretzel your mouth around this joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho average pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you believe it’s funny?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chips. Chips who? Chips away your boredom!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icecream. Icecream who? Icecream with laughter!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Funnel. Funnel who? Funnel fun ahead!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack-tion for giggles!
⚾ All-Star Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? All-Star. All-Star who? All-Star your jokes yet?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? MVP. MVP who? MVP-lease laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer’s a funny guy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Catch. Catch who? Catch this pun!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Slugger. Slugger who? Slugger through for laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diamond. Diamond who? Diamond in the pun rough!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fastball. Fastball who? Fastball you want to laugh!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rookie. Rookie who? Rookie of the laughs!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bases. Bases who? Bases loaded with puns!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dugout. Dugout who? Dugout more fun!
FAQs?
Q: Are these jokes good for kids?
A: Absolutely! They’re safe, fun, and full of baseball humor.
Q: Can I use them on social media?
A: Yes! Perfect for captions, posts, or stories.
Q: Are these jokes only for baseball fans?
A: No! Anyone who loves wordplay will enjoy them.
Q: Can I use these jokes at parties?
A: Definitely! Great for birthdays, sports events, or classroom fun.
Q: Do these include player and stadium jokes?
A: Yes! From players to fans and even concessions.
Q: Can I make my own baseball knock-knock jokes?
A: Of course! Just mix baseball terms with clever wordplay.
Q: Why are knock-knock jokes so funny?
A: They’re short, clever, and perfect for all ages.
Q: Are there puns for every position?
A: Yes! Pitchers, catchers, infielders, outfielders—you name it.
Q: Can I share these with non-baseball fans?
A: Definitely! Everyone loves a pun-filled laugh.
Q: Are these jokes suitable for classrooms?
A: Absolutely! Fun, safe, and engaging for kids of all ages.
Conclusion
Baseball isn’t just about home runs and strikeouts—it’s also a grand slam of laughter! These baseball knock-knock jokes are perfect for kids, fans, and anyone who loves clever wordplay.
Whether you’re in the dugout, at the ballpark, or just relaxing at home, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. Share them with friends, family, teammates, or even your coach—because laughter is always a home run! Explore more pun-packed content at PunsWave.com.
