Love can be sweet, silly, confusing, and downright hilarious—and these best jokes about love capture it all! From adorable one-liners to pun-filled giggles, this collection is perfect for couples, crushes, friends, or anyone who wants a little romance wrapped in laughter. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day or just feeling flirty, these jokes will warm the heart and tickle the funny bone!
❤️ Best jokes about love for him
Why did I fall for you? Gravity was tired of pulling me down alone.
You must be WiFi, because I’m totally connected to you.
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
You’re like my favorite playlist — I can’t skip you.
Are you a magnet? Because you attract all my attention.
You must be a map, because I get lost in your eyes.
If loving you was a job, I’d work overtime.
You’re my password — complicated, but I need you.
Are you a charger? Because without you, I’m at 1%.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
💕 Best jokes about love for her
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
You’re like sunshine — you brighten my whole day.
Are you a phone? Because I can’t stop checking on you.
You must be a star because my world revolves around you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I fell for you and I’m bruised.
If kisses were stars, I’d give you the galaxy.
Are you a cloud? Because you’re heavenly.
You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
You’re like chocolate — impossible to resist.
💘 Best jokes about love for girlfriend
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
You’re like my favorite app — I need you all day.
If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
You must be a lock, because I’ve already given you the key.
You’re like coffee — I crave you daily.
Are you a flashlight? Because you light up every room.
If love was a pizza, you’d be extra cheese.
You’re my Google — you have everything I’m searching for.
Are you the sun? Because my world warms up around you.
You must be a mirror — I see my future in you.
😂 Funny love one-liners
Love is blind… that’s why we need dates.
Falling in love is easy; falling off the bed is easier.
My love language is snacks.
Love makes you do weird things — like reply fast.
My heart skips a beat… or maybe it’s just anxiety.
Love is like math: add feelings, subtract sleep, divide time.
Cupid must be an archer because he shot me in the budget.
My heart says yes, my brain says “really?”
Love at first sight? More like love after WiFi password.
I love you more than weekend naps.
🌐 Http love jokes
Are you https? Because my heart feels secure with you.
You must be a hyperlink — one click, and I’m attached.
Our love is like a strong connection — no buffering.
Are we a 200 status code? Because everything is OK with you.
You’re my favorite URL — unforgettable.
Our chemistry is like HTTP/2 — faster and smoother.
Are you a cookie? Because you’ve been stored in my heart.
My heart redirects to you — 301 permanently.
You’re my SSL certificate — you keep me safe.
Love with you has zero latency.
🤫 Funny jokes about extramarital affairs
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He said his marriage was an open book… turned out the pages were missing.
Love triangles: because two people weren’t stressful enough.
Cheating in marriage is like software piracy — someone always gets a virus.
An affair is like a secret recipe — eventually someone spills it.
Extramarital relationships: unlimited drama, no refunds.
Cheaters never prosper… they just explain more.
An affair is a plot twist nobody asked for.
Marriages are built on trust; affairs are built on bad decisions.
A cheating heart has WiFi — always searching for a better connection.
Affairs are like bad haircuts — everyone notices except you.
😂 Live laugh love jokes
Live, laugh, love… and try not to cry in between.
My home décor is “Live, Laugh, Overthink.”
Live, laugh, love? More like eat, nap, repeat.
Live, laugh, love — because screaming isn’t socially acceptable.
I live, laugh, love my way into chaos daily.
My version: live, laugh, survive.
Live, laugh, love… somewhere, somehow.
If life gives you lemons, live, laugh, lob them.
Live, laugh, love — the trilogy of Instagram.
Live, laugh, love? I prefer “stay home, eat snacks, avoid people.”
💌 Love letter jokes
My love letter to you starts with “Dear…” and ends with “Marry me.”
I wrote you a love letter… but my pen blushed.
My love letter got rejected — even the envelope couldn’t seal our fate.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my handwriting is awful, but my love is true.
If love letters had emojis, mine would be all hearts.
I wrote you a long love letter… then autocorrect ruined it.
My love letter was too cheesy — it needed extra paper.
If my love were a letter, it’d be written in bold.
My heart writes better love letters than my hands.
Your name is the only word my love letters need.
💌 Dating App Jokes
Why did the phone swipe right? Love at first app.
I matched with a baker… we really dough hit it off.
Why did the ghost swipe left? Too many boo’s.
Dating apps: where puns meet potential partners.
Swipe right for laughs.
My phone and I are in a committed relationship.
Why did the coffee lover swipe? He needed a latte love.
Emoji conversations = pun conversations.
Dating app rules: laugh first, love later.
He sent me a pun… now I’m hooked.
💘 Long-Distance Love
Distance makes the heart grow fonder… and funnier.
Why did the letter fall in love? Long-distance romance.
Texting “I love you” never looked so punny.
Video calls = seeing hearts and giggles.
Missing you… mostly for your puns.
Distance can’t stop our laughter.
Love letters: paper full of puns.
Zoom date: pun included.
Miles apart, jokes together.
Long-distance = long-lasting laughs.
💏 Cheesy Pickup Lines
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Strong connection.
You must be a broom… because you swept me off my feet.
Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.
Do you like Star Wars? Yoda one for me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
💞 Married Life Jokes
Marriage is finding that special someone… to annoy for life.
Why did the husband bring a ladder? To reach new heights in arguments.
Wives: masters of eye-roll humor.
Husbands: specialists in dad-jokes.
Marriage = teamwork with punchlines.
Love is sharing the remote… sometimes.
Married life: where every day is a comedy show.
Couples who joke together, stay together.
Wedding rings: circular, just like our jokes.
🌹 Romantic One-Liners
You’re my favorite notification.
You make my heart skip a beat… literally.
I whale always love you.
You’re purr-fect for me.
Olive you to the moon and back.
You light up my life… like my phone at night.
You had me at pizza.
We’re mint to be.
You’re tea-riffic.
You’re the highlight of my day.
🥰 Sweet & Cute Jokes
You make my heart melt.
My love for you is un-bear-able… in a cute way.
I a-peach-iate you.
You’re paws-itively amazing.
I’m stuck on you… like bubblegum.
I lava you.
You make me hoppy.
Love you berry much.
You’re egg-cellent.
You’re s’more than amazing.
💕 Friendship + Love Jokes
Best friends + love = double fun.
Friendship is love with giggles.
You’re my favorite partner-in-crime… and in love.
Friends first, lovers next… puns always.
BFF = Best Funny Friend.
Love grows where friendship flows.
Laughing together = secret to love.
Friends who pun together, stay together.
You complete me… and my joke collection.
Friendship + love = ultimate pun power.
💘 Animal-Themed Love Jokes
You’re paws-itively amazing.
I’m not lion… I love you.
Owl always love you.
You’re dino-mite!
I’m koalafied to love you.
You make my heart flutter… like a butterfly.
Bee mine?
I’m totally otter you.
You’re turtle-y awesome.
You quack me up!
💏 Romantic Movie & TV Puns
You’re my rom-com hero.
Netflix + chill = pun thrills.
You had me at “Hello!”
Our love story: box office hit.
Popcorn and kisses? Perfect combo.
You’re the Chandler to my Monica.
Love scenes + laugh tracks.
Reel love, real laughs.
Movie nights = joke nights.
You make every scene brighter.
💌 Flirty Text Jokes
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Text me when you miss me… or send a pun.
LOL, I love you.
You + Me = Emoji-perfect.
Our chats are pun-tastic.
I’m smitten… and typing.
Texting you = highlight of my day.
Can’t wait to see you… and laugh.
Your texts = heart + humor.
Ping me for love… and laughs.
💘 Proposal & Engagement Jokes
Will you accept this pun?
Engagement rings: symbol of commitment… and jokes.
He proposed… with a punchline.
Love + laughter = perfect proposal.
She said yes… to the pun too.
Ring = full circle of humor.
Marriage proposals: hearts + giggles.
Love is in the air… and so are jokes.
Engagement = planning the puns too.
Together forever… and funny forever.
💑 Anniversary Jokes
Happy anniversary! Time flies… but jokes stay.
Another year, another pun.
Marriage anniversary = laugh anniversary too.
Cheers to love + laughter.
Anniversary cake = pun cake.
Love grows, jokes flow.
Celebrating love with giggles.
Years pass, puns last.
Together we age… with humor.
Love + jokes = eternal bliss.
💘 Breakup & Heartache Humor
Why did the heart break? Needed a pun-ishment.
Heartbreak + humor = healing.
Cry today, laugh tomorrow.
Love lost, jokes gained.
Exes = comedy inspiration.
Broken hearts make the best jokes.
Moving on with a smile.
Tears + laughter = balance.
Single and pun-ready.
Heartache today, pun-tastic tomorrow.
💌 Self-Love Jokes
Love yourself… and your pun game.
Treat yourself to laughter.
Mirror + pun = perfect date.
Self-love = confidence + giggles.
Spoil yourself… with jokes.
Laugh first, love yourself later.
You’re amazing… pun included.
Be your own Valentine.
Single, happy, pun-derful.
💖 Miscellaneous Love Fun
Hearts, hugs, and puns everywhere.
Love is sharing smiles.
Cupid approves this humor.
Giggle through romance.
Sweet, silly, snuggly jokes.
Romantic dinners + laughter.
Flowers + puns = perfect gift.
Hearts align, jokes shine.
Love is in the air… and the punchlines.
Laugh more, love more.
❤️Classic Love Jokes
Why did the two hearts break up? They lost their rhythm.
Love is blind—but laughter has 20/20 vision.
Why did the phone fall in love with Wi-Fi? Strong connection.
Cupid missed his target… and hit a punchline.
Love is like a backache—it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
Why did the couple go to the gym? To work on their relationship.
Love letters are just pun-written.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Two lovers walked into a bakery… buns of love everywhere.
Love is like a joke—the timing has to be perfect.
💌 Valentine’s Day Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue… this joke is for you!
Why did the pencil break up with the paper? No point.
Valentine’s Day: the day when chocolate wins every argument.
I love you a latte—coffee pun included.
Cupid’s arrows come with a side of giggles.
What do single people send? Self-love letters.
Chocolates say more than words… but jokes say everything.
Heart-shaped cookies, laugh-shaped faces.
Valentine’s Day puns = sweetest love.
Love is sharing the last piece of cake… and laughing about it.
🌹 Romantic One-Liners
You had me at pun.
I’m nuts about you… peanut butter jokes included.
You stole my heart… now return the laughter.
I whale always love you.
Olive you so much.
You’re the highlight of my day.
I’m drawn to you… like a sketch to paper.
We’re mint to be.
You make my heart skip a beet.
You’re paws-itively adorable.
💏 Funny Couple Jokes
Couples who laugh together, last together.
My partner is like Wi-Fi… I feel connected.
Marriage is a workshop… where I work and my partner shops.
Why did the couple bring a ladder? To reach new heights in love.
He stole my heart… so I took his fries.
Love is sharing your fries, not your dessert.
My partner is my favorite notification.
Couples therapy: mostly laughing at silly jokes.
Two hearts, one Wi-Fi connection.
Date night = pun night.
💘 Sweetheart Puns
You make my heart pop.
I donut know what I’d do without you.
You’re tea-riffic!
We’re a perfect pear.
You make me butter up.
I’m soda-lighted to know you.
You’re brew-tiful.
I’m cocoa-nuts about you.
Berry glad you’re mine.
You’re the apple of my pie.
FAQ?
Q: Are these jokes suitable for all ages?
A: Yes! Family-friendly and perfect for kids, teens, and adults.
Q: Can I use these jokes in texts or social media posts?
A: Absolutely! Perfect for captions, DMs, and stories.
Q: Are there jokes for couples and married life?
A: Yes! Sections 4, 9, and 17 are packed with couple humor.
Q: Do you have flirty or dating app jokes?
A: Sections 6, 8, and 15 are full of flirty puns.
Q: Are animal-themed love jokes included?
A: Yes! Section 13 features cute animal puns.
Q: Can single people enjoy these jokes?
A: Definitely—check sections 12, 18, and 19 for singles & self-love humor.
Q: Any Valentine’s Day jokes?
A: Yes! Section 2 is dedicated to Valentine’s humor.
Q: Are these suitable for texting a crush?
A: Perfect! Short, punny, and flirty.
Q: Can I use them in a card or love letter?
A: Absolutely—sections 3, 5, and 14 are great for that.
Q: Where can I find more pun collections?
A: Visit Puns for endless laughter!
Conclusion
And there you have it—315 + hilarious love jokes to make hearts flutter and faces smile. From romantic one-liners to flirty texts, engagement puns to long-distance laughs, these jokes prove that love and humor go hand-in-hand.
Spread the love, share the laughter, and let your heart—and your friends—enjoy the joy of puns! For more pun-filled fun, visit Punswave.com and keep your heart—and humor—alive all year long.
