234+ Cheese Jokes A Gouda Way to Laugh

🧀 Gouda Jokes

• Why did the cheese get invited to all the parties? Because it was so Gouda!

• What did Gouda say to mozzarella? “You’re grate too.”

• Why was Gouda so popular? Because it aged well.

• What’s Gouda’s favorite sport? Curling—it rolls nicely.

• Why did the Gouda cross the road? To get to the cheese board.

• Gouda luck trying not to laugh at this!

• What did Gouda say at graduation? “This feels grate!”

• Why did Gouda join the choir? It had a smooth voice.

• Gouda grief, these jokes are funny.

• Life’s Gouda when you’re laughing!

🧀 Mozzarella Jokes

• Why was mozzarella always calm? Because it was mellow-zarella.

• What do you call mozzarella in disguise? Masquer-zarella.

• Why do pizzas love mozzarella? It’s their best topping friend.

• What’s mozzarella’s favorite workout? Stretching!

• Why did the mozzarella get a raise? Because it pulled its weight.

• What do mozzarella say to bread? “Let’s stick together.”

• What’s mozzarella’s favorite song? “Cheesy Like Sunday Morning.”

• Why did mozzarella make a great leader? It was string-strong.

• How does mozzarella apologize? “I’m sorry, let’s melt this over.”

• Mozzarella always sticks to the plan!

🧀 Swiss Cheese Jokes

• Why did Swiss cheese get in trouble? Too many holes in its story.

• What’s Swiss cheese’s favorite sport? Hole-in-one golf.

• Why don’t Swiss cheeses gossip? They don’t want to make holes in reputations.

• What did Swiss cheese say to cheddar? “I’m full of myself.”

• Why was Swiss cheese a bad liar? It was too transparent.

• What’s Swiss cheese’s favorite movie? Hole-ywood hits.

• Why was the Swiss cheese so wise? It saw through everything.

• What did Swiss cheese say at church? “Holy cheese!”

• Why do people love Swiss cheese? Because it’s grate with everything.

• Swiss cheese: full of character, full of holes.

🧀 Feta Jokes

• Why did feta get promoted? Because it was fetastic.

• What did feta say to olives? “Let’s make a Greek team!”

• Why was feta always cool? It came from the Mediterranean breeze.

• What’s feta’s favorite social media? Cheesy-gram.

• Why don’t people argue with feta? Because it crumbles under pressure.

• Feta believe these jokes are funny.

• Why was feta always confident? Because it was cultured.

• What’s feta’s favorite animal? A goat, of course.

• Why did feta become a poet? It had a lot of feta-phors.

• Feta luck trying not to laugh!

🧀 Parmesan Jokes

• What do you call a wise Parmesan? Parm-anent knowledge.

• Why did Parmesan win the race? It was grate on speed.

• What’s Parmesan’s favorite holiday? Grate-ful Thanksgiving.

• Why was Parmesan so strong? It was well-aged.

• Parmesan always makes things better—no ifs, ands, or buts.

• What did Parmesan say to spaghetti? “We’re the perfect pair.”

• Why did Parmesan go to the doctor? It was feeling grated.

• Parmesan jokes are always sharp!

• Parmesan always knows how to top it off.

• Life’s parm-perfect with jokes!

🧀 Blue Cheese Jokes

• Why was blue cheese always sad? It felt a little bleu.

• What’s blue cheese’s favorite song? “Blue Suede Shoes.”

• Why was blue cheese never lonely? It had lots of cultures.

• What did blue cheese say to the cracker? “I’m blue without you.”

• Why was blue cheese such a good teacher? Because it matured with age.

• Why do people love blue cheese? It’s bold and sharp.

• Blue cheese jokes are mold but gold.

• What’s blue cheese’s favorite weather? Foggy.

• Why was blue cheese so confident? It stood out in a crowd.

• Bleu-tiful jokes, right?

🧀 Cream Cheese Jokes

• What did the bagel say to cream cheese? “You complete me.”

• Why was cream cheese always late? It had to spread itself thin.

• Cream cheese is smooth, just like these jokes.

• Why did cream cheese go to the party? It wanted to mix.

• What’s cream cheese’s favorite car? A Rolls.

• Why was cream cheese popular at breakfast? It was always spreading joy.

• What do you call a cream cheese detective? Spreadlock Holmes.

• Why did cream cheese never get upset? It kept things soft.

• Cream cheese: smooth talker, smooth spreader.

• Why do kids love cream cheese? Because it’s grate on bagels.

🧀 Ricotta Jokes

• What’s ricotta’s favorite TV show? Ricotta Talent.

• Why was ricotta always calm? It was soft at heart.

• Ricotta say, these jokes are funny!

• Why did ricotta join the choir? It had a smooth voice.

• What’s ricotta’s favorite dance? The cheese slide.

• Why was ricotta always smiling? It lived a soft life.

• What’s ricotta’s favorite movie? Ricotta be You.

• Why did ricotta go on vacation? To relax on a cheese boardwalk.

• Ricotta friends make life better.

• Why was ricotta so loved? It blended well with everyone.

🧀 Provolone Jokes

• Why did provolone get hired? It was a big cheese.

• What’s provolone’s favorite hobby? Pro-volleyball.

• Why was provolone so independent? It liked to stand alone.

• What’s provolone’s favorite subject? History—it’s full of culture.

• Why did provolone get a promotion? It was always a cut above.

• Provolone jokes are sharp yet smooth.

• What’s provolone’s favorite sport? Pro-wrestling.

• Why was provolone a great friend? It never left you alone.

• What’s provolone’s favorite color? Yellow, obviously.

• Life’s better with provolone pals.

🧀 Cottage Cheese Jokes

• Why did cottage cheese always smile? It had little curds of joy.

• What’s cottage cheese’s favorite vacation? A stay-cottage.

• Cottage cheese may be small, but it’s mighty tasty.

• Why was cottage cheese always calm? It kept things curdled together.

• What did cottage cheese say to milk? “We’re family!”

• Cottage cheese: small but cheesy.

• Why did cottage cheese join the gym? To get curd-strong.

• Cottage cheese never brags—it’s humble curds.

• What’s cottage cheese’s favorite holiday? Curd-mas.

• Cottage cheese is full of little laughs.

🧀 Smelly Cheese Jokes

• Why was the cheese embarrassed? It cut itself.

• What’s the stinkiest cheese’s favorite song? “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”

• Why did smelly cheese break up with bread? Too much drama.

• What do you call a cheese that’s too smelly? Stinky but funky.

• Why did the smelly cheese go to therapy? To work on its issues.

• Smelly cheese may stink, but it’s still grate.

• What’s a smelly cheese’s favorite movie? Odor on the Orient Express.

• Why did people avoid the smelly cheese? It had bad taste.

• Smelly cheese is always the life of the party—whether you like it or not.

• Odor-ably funny, right?

🧀 Fancy Cheese Jokes

• What do you call fancy cheese? Expens-ive.

• Why did the fancy cheese never argue? It stayed mature.

• Fancy cheese always has grate taste.

• Why did the fancy cheese get invited to the ball? It was elegant.

• What’s fancy cheese’s favorite car? A Rolls-Roquefort.

• Fancy cheese: for when you’re feeling grate.

• Why was fancy cheese so classy? It was well-aged.

• What did fancy cheese say to champagne? “We pair well together.”

• Fancy cheese is always dressed to impress.

• Nothing’s too mature for a good joke!

Cheddar Chuckles

• What did cheddar say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi!

• Why did cheddar go broke? Because it couldn’t make enough cents.

• What’s cheddar’s favorite type of music? R’n’Brie.

• Why was cheddar always calm? It aged well.

• What do you call cheddar that tells jokes? Chedda-comedian.

• Why was cheddar popular? It was grate company.

• What’s cheddar’s favorite car? A cheese-vette.

• Why did cheddar smile? Because it was sharp.

• What’s cheddar’s favorite dance? The cheddar slide.

• Why did cheddar blush? It was feeling bleu.

Brie-lliant Banter

• What did one brie say to the other? “We’re brie-lliant together!”

• Why did the brie laugh? It was in grate spirits.

• What’s brie’s favorite movie? Brie and Prejudice.

• Why did brie join the band? It had smooth notes.

• What’s brie’s favorite subject? His-tory.

• Why was brie confident? It was well-rounded.

• What’s brie’s favorite outfit? A cheese-cloth.

• Why was brie happy? It was brie-yond compare.

• What do you call an honest brie? Brie-ly truthful.

• What’s brie’s favorite quote? “To brie or not to brie.”

Gouda Giggles

• Why was gouda always smiling? Because it’s gouda be alive.

• What do you call a happy gouda? Gouda-vibes only.

• Why did gouda start a podcast? To spread grate ideas.

• What’s gouda’s favorite drink? Gouda-juice.

• Why was gouda a good leader? It had grate authority.

• What’s gouda’s favorite joke? Anything cheesy.

• Why was gouda the life of the party? It was grate company.

• What’s gouda’s favorite show? Breaking Bries.

• Why did gouda love dancing? It had smooth moves.

• What’s gouda’s motto? “Life is gouda.”

Swiss Smiles

• Why was Swiss always optimistic? It looked on the hole side.

• What’s Swiss’s favorite vacation? Hole-y days.

• Why did Swiss blush? Someone filled its holes.

• What do you call funny Swiss? A hole-larious cheese.

• Why did Swiss join the choir? For hole-y notes.

• What’s Swiss’s favorite hobby? Hole digging.

• Why did Swiss look nervous? Too many gaps.

• What’s Swiss’s favorite sport? Hole-in-one golf.

• Why was Swiss spiritual? It was hole-y cheese.

• What’s Swiss’s favorite emoji? 

Cheddar Jokes

• What did the cheddar say to the ghost? “I’m nacho friend!”

• Why did the cheddar cross the road? To get to the other slice.

• What’s cheddar’s favorite dance? The macarena (mac & cheese).

• Why did the cheddar refuse to fight? It didn’t want to be shredded.

• What’s a cheddar’s favorite movie? Grate Expectations.

• Why was the cheddar so confident? It was sharp!

• What did the cheddar say to the sandwich? “You make me melt.”

• Why did the cheddar get promoted? It was a big cheese.

• What’s cheddar’s favorite instrument? The grater.

• Why don’t cheddars like to gossip? They don’t want to get caught in a pickle.

‍Brie Jokes

• What did one brie say to the other? “You’re un-brie-lievable!”

• Why did the brie blush? Because it saw the crackers undressed.

• What’s brie’s favorite game? Hide and cheese.

• How do you fix broken brie? With cheesy tape.

• Why don’t brie jokes get old? They’re always soft and fresh.

• What’s brie’s favorite vacation spot? The Swiss Alps.

• Why was brie always happy? It lived a grate life.

• What’s brie’s favorite subject? Cheesy-ology.

• What did the brie say during the breakup? “We camembert this any longer.”

• Why was brie always invited to parties? It’s a classic!

Mouse & Cheese Jokes

• Why did the mouse bring a suitcase? To pack his cheddar.

• What’s a mouse’s favorite musical? The Sound of Muesic.

• Why don’t mice share cheese? Because they’re too squeaky about it.

• What did the mouse say after eating cheese? “That was grate!”

• Why was the mouse a good musician? He had perfect squeak.

• What’s a mouse’s favorite car? A Chevro-cheese.

• Why do mice love jokes? Because they’re so cheesy.

• What did the mouse say to the cheese shop owner? “This is nacho ordinary store!”

• Why did the mouse get in trouble? He stole the limelight and the cheddar.

• What’s a mouse’s favorite TV show? Cheesy Rider.

Foodie Cheese Jokes

• Why don’t pizzas ever get in trouble? They’ve got good crust-ody.

• What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

• Why was the mac so happy? Because it had cheese by its side.

• What’s cheese’s favorite sport? Cheddarboarding.

• Why did the sandwich go to school? To become a smartwich.

• What’s cheese’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones.

• Why was the taco always smiling? It had a cheesy grin.

• What’s a cheeseburger’s favorite type of math? Division—with extra slices.

• Why don’t quesadillas ever fail? They’re always filled with success.

• What’s cheese’s favorite drink? Milkshake—extra thick.

Extra Cheesy Puns

• I camembert how funny these jokes are.

• This article is grate, isn’t it?

• Feeling bleu? Cheese up!

• Just in queso you needed a laugh.

• Don’t be so feta-listic.

• Life’s better when it’s cheddar.

• Let’s brie friends forever.

• You’re looking sharp today!

• Cheesus Crust, that’s funny!

• That’s nacho average joke collection.