If laughter had a haunted house, freaky knock knock jokes would be its front door! Whether you’re looking for spooky giggles, eerie wordplay, or monster-sized puns, this list will rattle your funny bones. From ghostly greetings to zombie punchlines, these jokes bring the perfect mix of scary and silly — ideal for Halloween parties, group chats, or a midnight laugh.
🦇 Freaky Knock Knock Jokes Vampire Vibes
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang you very much for letting me in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who? Count on me… to drink your blood.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you didn’t see me coming.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin break for a quick bite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Vein. Vein who? Vein you least expect it… bite!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Stake. Stake who? Stake your life on it.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn let the sunlight in!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cape. Cape who? Cape your neck covered.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Garlic. Garlic who? Garlic you glad I’m not biting?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood be my guest.
Witchy Wordplay
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Spell “witch” backwards.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom for one more?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hex. Hex who? Hex-cuse me for being spooky.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? Cauldron me later.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Potion. Potion who? Potion you got any candy?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wand. Wand who? Wand-er into my house.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter not mess with my spell.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-ch me if you can.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hat. Hat who? Hat’s enough for tonight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Brew. Brew who? Brew-hoo, I’m out of magic.
Creepy Crawlies
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider my fear, I’m here.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Bug. Bug who? Bug someone else, I’m busy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Moth. Moth who? Moth-er of all webs.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beetle. Beetle who? Beetle careful in there.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Worm. Worm who? Worm your way in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ant. Ant who? Ant you scared yet?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tick. Tick who? Tick-tock, it’s your time.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach out and touch someone.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fly. Fly who? Fly away before I catch you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Flea. Flea who? Flea the scene!
Skeleton Shenanigans
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone to be wild.
freaky knock knock jokes. Who’s there? Rib. Rib who? Rib-tickling jokes coming up.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Skull. Skull who? Skull you later.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spine. Spine who? Spine-tingling knock knock.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jaw. Jaw who? Jaw-st kidding!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Elbow. Elbow who? Elbow you if you don’t open up.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tibia. Tibia who? Tibia honest, I’m scared.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Knee. Knee who? Knee-d I explain?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Toe. Toe who? Toe-tally spooky.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wrist. Wrist who? Wrist of ghostly suspects.
Monster Mash
Knock knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank-enstein’s monster.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy loves candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beast. Beast who? Beast friends forever.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? Ogre there in the dark.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Troll. Troll who? Troll down the bridge.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who? Yeti to be seen.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Blob. Blob who? Blob you later.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang goodness you’re home.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Howler. Howler who? Howler you tonight?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Scare. Scare who? Scare you silly!
Paranormal Punchlines
Knock knock. Who’s there? Aura. Aura who? Aura you afraid?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Demon. Demon who? Demon you be careful.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Possess. Possess who? Possess-ed with laughter.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Phantom. Phantom who? Phantom pains of fear.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Specter. Specter who? Specter inspect my room.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Curse. Curse who? Curse you for scaring me.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Soul. Soul who? Soul glad you’re here.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Polter. Polter who? Polter my chair closer.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shade. Shade who? Shade you from the fear.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wisp. Wisp who? Wisp you a good fright.
Graveyard Gags
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tombstone. Tombstone who? Tombstone-cold tonight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mausoleum. Mausoleum who? Mausoleum where the party’s at.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Crypt. Crypt who? Crypt-ic message for you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Plot. Plot who? Plot twist! I’m alive.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rest. Rest who? Rest in peace.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shovel. Shovel who? Shovel faster, it’s getting late.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Digger. Digger who? Digger hole, find treasure.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dust. Dust who? Dust open the door.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Slab. Slab who? Slab the door shut!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Vault. Vault who? Vault over the fence.
Dark Forest Funnies
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree-t me nicely.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Branch. Branch who? Branch out and meet me.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bark. Bark who? Bark at the moon.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Root. Root who? Root-ing for you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pine. Pine who? Pine-ing for company.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Twig. Twig who? Twig or treat.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Moss. Moss who? Moss-tly harmless.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Log. Log who? Log you in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be watching you.
Witchy Wonders
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Spell it yourself!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hex. Hex who? Hex-cuse me while I cast a spell.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom for one more witch?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Potion. Potion who? Potion me another drink.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wand. Wand who? Wand you give me some candy?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hocus. Hocus who? Hocus-pocus, open up.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Brew. Brew who? Brew up a good scare.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hat. Hat who? Hat’s the witch’s style.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Charm. Charm who? Charm your way into this party.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cackle. Cackle who? Cackle and roll, baby.
Creepy Crawlers
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider all the candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Web. Web who? Web you believe it’s Halloween?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bug. Bug who? Bug me later, I’m spinning webs.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Moth. Moth who? Moth-er of all bugs.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beetle. Beetle who? Beetle careful, I bite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Crawl. Crawl who? Crawl in for a treat.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ant. Ant who? Ant-icipate a scare.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sting. Sting who? Sting around for candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a scary story.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Worm. Worm who? Worm your way inside.
Skeleton Shenanigans
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bone. Bone who? Bone to be wild.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Skull. Skull who? Skull me later.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rattle. Rattle who? Rattle me bones!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Femur. Femur who? Femur be scared?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tibia. Tibia who? Tibia honest, I’m lost.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rib. Rib who? Rib-tickling joke, huh?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spine. Spine who? Spine-chilling, isn’t it?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jaw. Jaw who? Jaw-st open the door.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Clavicle. Clavicle who? Clavicle up and run!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hip. Hip who? Hip hip hooray, it’s Halloween.
Monster Madness
Knock knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank-enstein, nice to meet you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy loves candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ogre. Ogre who? Ogre my dead body!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who? Yeti’s still scary.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Troll. Troll who? Troll you later.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beast. Beast who? Beast friends forever.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Claw. Claw who? Claw your way in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roar. Roar who? Roar you scared yet?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hairy. Hairy who? Hairy up and answer!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin all the candy.
Graveyard Giggles
Knock knock. Who’s there? Stone. Stone who? Stone cold scared.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tombstone. Tombstone who? Tombstone for me and you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Plot. Plot who? Plot twist — I’m alive!
Knock knock. Who’s there? RIP. RIP who? RIP the wrapping off the candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dirt. Dirt who? Dirt time for a snack.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shovel. Shovel who? Shovel up some treats.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Grave. Grave who? Grave expectations.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Vault. Vault who? Vault me over the fence.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Ash you later, gator.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mourning. Mourning who? Mourning already?
Full Moon Funnies
Knock knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you doing tonight?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Luna. Luna who? Luna-tic about Halloween.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Moon. Moon who? Moon over my candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Silver. Silver who? Silver lining — no werewolves yet.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dark. Dark who? Dark and spooky here.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Glow. Glow who? Glow ahead and open up.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Light. Light who? Light up the night.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-struck by the moon.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orbit. Orbit who? Orbit your house tonight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Eclipse. Eclipse who? Eclipse your fears.
Cursed Castle
Knock knock. Who’s there? King. King who? King of fright night.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Queen. Queen who? Queen up before guests arrive.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Knight. Knight who? Knight time is the right time.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Crown. Crown who? Crown full of candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sword. Sword who? Sword you mind letting me in?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tower. Tower who? Tower later, gator.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gate. Gate who? Gate outta here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Throne. Throne who? Throne into darkness.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Guard. Guard who? Guard you scared?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Torch. Torch who? Torch your fears tonight.
Haunted House Humor
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a ghost.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin up the courage to answer.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tomb. Tomb who? Tomb much to handle tonight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shade. Shade who? Shade you from the moonlight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Candles. Candles who? Candles be the end of us?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-ter be careful, it’s midnight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Scream. Scream who? Scream and run, they’re coming!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you survive the night?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dead. Dead who? Dead serious, don’t open that door.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Booze. Booze who? Booze a ghost in the wine cellar!
Vampire Vibes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Fang. Fang who? Fang you for letting me in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Count. Count who? Count on me to drink your blood.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you didn’t see me coming.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Coffin. Coffin who? Coffin break for a quick bite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Vein. Vein who? Vein you least expect it… bite!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Stake. Stake who? Stake your life on it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn let the sunlight in!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cape. Cape who? Cape your neck covered.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Garlic. Garlic who? Garlic you glad I’m here?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Blood. Blood who? Blood be my guest.
Ghost Giggles
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spirit. Spirit who? Spirit me some candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghoul-d you open the door already?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, I’m a sad ghost.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you glad I’m here?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orb. Orb who? Orb you gonna let me in?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sheet. Sheet who? Sheet happens when ghosts appear.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Float. Float who? Float on over and open up.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wail. Wail who? Wail you scream if I come inside?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Moan. Moan who? Moan you open up already?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hollow. Hollow who? Hollow is it going in there?
Zombie Zingers
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dead. Dead who? Dead tired… and undead.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Brains. Brains who? Brains the snacks tonight.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rot. Rot who? Rot you glad I’m not faster?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Crawl. Crawl who? Crawl over here for a snack.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Limb. Limb who? Limb me your ear… or arm.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bite. Bite who? Bite me, I’m hungry.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Grave. Grave who? Grave me a seat.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mold. Mold who? Mold you open the door?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze your next meal?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chomp. Chomp who? Chomp change for a brain?
Pumpkin Puns
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gourd. Gourd who? Gourd you believe it’s October?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Squash. Squash who? Squash the bugs before they get in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o’-lantern’s smiling at you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Patch. Patch who? Patch me through to the candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Seed. Seed who? Seed you at the party.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pie. Pie who? Pie rate of pumpkin spice.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Carve. Carve who? Carve you out some candy.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Candle. Candle who? Candle I have another pumpkin?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Smash. Smash who? Smash the pumpkin!
FAQs?
Q1: Are these freaky knock-knock jokes kid-friendly?
A: Yes, they’re spooky but clean.
Q2: Can I use them at Halloween parties?
A: Absolutely — they’re perfect icebreakers.
Q3: Will adults enjoy these too?
A: Definitely — the humor works for all ages.
Q4: Can I post them on social media?
A: Yes, they make great shareable content.
Q5: Are they scary or just silly?
A: Mostly silly with a spooky twist.
Q6: Do these jokes work for campfires?
A: Yes — especially if told in the dark.
Q7: Can I mix them with regular knock-knock jokes?
A: Sure, it keeps the crowd guessing.
Q8: Are these all original?
A: Many are classic with fresh twists.
Q9: How many jokes are in this list?
A: Over 200 short punchy ones.
Q10: Where can I find more like these?
A: Visit punsplanet.com for endless laughs.
Conclusion
From ghosts with bad timing to skeletons with a bone to pick, these freaky knock-knock jokes prove that spooky and silly are a perfect match. Share them at parties, over text, or around a campfire — just don’t be surprised if you get a mix of groans and giggles.
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