Texting your boyfriend doesn’t always have to be serious or small talk—it can be funny, flirty, and totally unforgettable. Whether you want to make him laugh out loud, melt with cheesy romance, or blush with silly wordplay, these jokes are perfect to send over text. From witty one-liners to cute puns, here’s your ultimate collection of jokes to tell your boyfriend over text.
🥰 Compliment Jokes
Are you sunshine? Because you light up my world.
You must be my charger—because you give me energy.
Are you my playlist? Because you’re my favorite.
You must be ice cream—because you make everything sweeter.
Are you fireworks? Because you make my heart explode.
You must be magic—because you make stress disappear.
Are you my diary? Because I can tell you anything.
You must be coffee—because you wake me up.
Are you my future? Because I see you in it.
You must be a star—because my world is brighter with you.
💤 Lazy Day Texts
Why did the couch smile? Because we both love it.
Are you Netflix? Because I want to chill with you.
Why did the blanket sigh? Because it’s waiting for you.
Are you snacks? Because you make lazy days better.
Why did the bed giggle? Because it knows you’re coming.
Are you pajamas? Because you make me comfy.
Why did the weekend text me? To say you’re the best part of it.
Are you pillows? Because I want to hug you forever.
Why did the popcorn pop? Because it thought of movie nights with you.
Are you naps? Because I love you more than anything.
😍 Sweet “I Miss You” Jokes
Why did the calendar cry? Because I miss today with you.
Are you a magnet? Because I feel pulled to you.
Why did the chair look sad? Because you’re not sitting here.
Are you gravity? Because I fall for you every time.
Why did the phone overheat? Because I miss your texts.
Are you the air? Because I can’t live without you.
Why did the song replay? Because it reminded me of you.
Are you the stars? Because I miss seeing you tonight.
Why did my heart skip? Because you’re not here.
Are you a hug? Because I need one from you.
😂 Random Funny Jokes
Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the broom text me? It wanted to sweep me off my feet.
Why don’t vampires like garlic bread? Bad breath.
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
Why don’t cows use phones? They prefer moo-bile.
Why did the banana call? Because it was appealing.
Why don’t ducks text? They’re too quacked up.
Why did the calendar laugh? Because its days are numbered.
Why don’t books text? They have too many characters.
Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw your ham.
💖 Forever Love Jokes
Are you infinity? Because my love for you never ends.
You must be forever—because I can’t imagine life without you.
Are you my heart? Because you beat for me.
You must be time—because I want you always.
Are you tomorrow? Because I look forward to you.
You must be destiny—because you’re my fate.
Are you always? Because you’re forever in my thoughts.
You must be love—because you make life worth it.
Are you forever mine? Because I’m forever yours.
You must be the punchline—because you complete every joke.
😂Classic Boyfriend Jokes
Why don’t boyfriends ever get cold? Because they’re always hot.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
Why did the text cross the phone? To get to your heart.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your ex and write our future.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
Why did the scarecrow get a girlfriend? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Why did the phone propose to the charger? Because it couldn’t live without it.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—like me saying I’m not thinking of you.
Why did the text message blush? Because it saw your name pop up.
💕 Flirty Text Jokes
Are you autocorrect? Because you always make me look good.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your messages.
Are you Netflix? Because I could binge you all day.
Are you my favorite emoji? Because you brighten every text.
Do you like raisins? How about a date instead?
Are you a text bubble? Because I wait for you to pop up.
Do you believe in love at first text? Because I do now.
Why did I bring a ladder to our texts? To take our convo to the next level.
Can you hold my hand? Oh wait… text-holding will do.
Are you a magician? Because you made my heart appear.
🤣 Silly One-Liners
Why don’t skeletons text? They don’t have the guts.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw you texting me.
Why did the boyfriend bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby without you.
Why did the math book feel sad? Too many problems—but you’re never one.
Why did the boyfriend carry a ladder? Because he wanted to see me on another level.
Why was the phone at the doctor? Too many hang-ups.
Why did the chicken send a text? To cross into my inbox.
Why did the clock get jealous? Because you give me all your time.
🌹Cute & Cheesy Jokes
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more of you.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Why don’t you ever get lost? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my world.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Do you like coffee? Because I can’t espresso how much I like you.
Are you a cloud? Because you make my day brighter.
Do you believe in destiny? Because I feel textually tied to you.
📱 Techy Love Jokes
Are you Bluetooth? Because we pair perfectly.
Why did the phone sit down? It lost its charge—like me when you don’t text back.
Are you a screenshot? Because I want to save you forever.
Why did the smartphone go to school? To improve its cell-f esteem.
Are you my charger? Because without you, I die.
Why did the keyboard break up with the spacebar? It needed some space.
Are you Airplane Mode? Because you’ve got me flying.
Why did the laptop smile? It saw your text pop up.
Are you a password? Because you unlock my heart.
Why don’t phones ever get lonely? Because they always find a connection.
😂 Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me texting.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be together forever.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, now text me back.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know I love you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget I love you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza my heart belongs to you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and text me back.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
❤️ Romantic Wordplay
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
You must be a bank loan—because you have my interest.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
You must be a magnet—because I’m so attracted to you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
You must be a star, because you make my night shine.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
You must be Wi-Fi, because I’m totally connected to you.
😏 Playful Roast Jokes
Are you a traffic light? Because you always stop me in my tracks.
You must be an app update—because I didn’t know I needed you until now.
You’re like my phone’s battery: you drain me, but I can’t live without you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because you always wake me up.
You must be GPS—because you’re always correcting me.
You’re like my data plan—sometimes I can’t afford you, but I need you.
Are you Siri? Because you never really listen to me.
You must be a loading screen—because you make me wait, but it’s worth it.
You’re like my playlist—sometimes random, but always my favorite.
Are you my phone storage? Because you take up all the space in my heart.
🌙 Goodnight Jokes to Text
Why did the moon get a text? Because I told it you’re my star.
Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs steal your Wi-Fi.
Are you a dream? Because I don’t want to wake up without you.
Why did the stars wink? Because they saw me texting you.
If I had a dollar for every sweet dream of you, I’d be rich by morning.
Why did the pillow blush? Because it heard me say your name.
Do you snore? Because I’m falling asleep just thinking of you.
Why did the blanket sigh? Because you weren’t under it.
Are you a lullaby? Because you put my heart to rest.
Text me when you wake up—my dreams need a sequel.
🌞 Good Morning Jokes
Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
Why did the rooster send a text? To say “cock-a-doodle-I love you.”
Are you coffee? Because you give me life.
Why did the alarm clock smile? Because it got me closer to you.
Morning without you is like Wi-Fi without signal.
Are you toast? Because you make my mornings butter.
Why did the eggs blush? Because they saw us together.
Are you orange juice? Because you brighten my day.
Why did the cereal laugh? Because it had a bowl with you.
Morning texts from you are my favorite breakfast.
🐶 Cute Animal Jokes
Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
If you were a dog, you’d be a cutie paw-trol.
Are you a bunny? Because you make my heart hop.
Why did the cow text me? To say “I moo-ch love you.”
Are you a fish? Because I’m hooked.
If you were a bird, you’d be tweetheart.
Are you a bear? Because I can’t bear to be without you.
Why did the sheep smile? Because ewe texted me.
Are you a bee? Because you’re my honey.
If you were a fox, you’d be fine-fox.
🍕 Foodie Love Jokes
Are you pizza? Because you’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
If you were a burger, you’d be a Big Mac of my life.
Are you fries? Because I can’t function without you.
You must be chocolate—because you make everything sweet.
If you were a taco, you’d be spec-taco-lar.
Are you bread? Because I loaf you.
You must be cheese—because you make everything better.
If you were ice cream, you’d be my sundae.
Are you donuts? Because I donut want anyone else.
You must be spaghetti—because I’m tangled up in you.
😂 Quick Dad-Style Jokes
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y, but I know U.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack each other up.
Why did the scarecrow text me? Because it wanted to stalk me.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
Why did the math book look sad? Too many problems—unlike us.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
Why did the golf player bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
😘 Flirty Question Jokes
Can I follow you home? Because my GPS says you’re my destiny.
Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?
Can you lend me a kiss? I promise to return it.
Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
Do you like hugs? Because I’d wrap you up in one.
Are you a parking spot? Because I’ve found the one.
Can you call me Google? Because you’re everything I’m searching for.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you like puzzles? Because you complete me.
Are you my phone charger? Because I can’t live without you.
😂 Q&A Boyfriend Jokes
What did the phone say to the Wi-Fi? “I can’t connect without you.”
What do you call someone who texts all day? My boyfriend.
Why did the text laugh? Because it was full of jokes like you.
What’s a boyfriend’s favorite app? Me.
What do you call love over text? Connection goals.
Why did my heart skip a beat? Because you texted me.
What’s a phone’s favorite song? “Call Me Maybe.”
Why did the emoji smile? Because you used it.
What’s the best app ever? Your messages.
Why do I keep checking my phone? Because I’m waiting for you.
🥰 Compliment Jokes
Are you sunshine? Because you light up my world.
You must be my charger—because you give me energy.
Are you my playlist? Because you’re my favorite.
You must be ice cream—because you make everything sweeter.
Are you fireworks? Because you make my heart explode.
You must be magic—because you make stress disappear.
Are you my diary? Because I can tell you anything.
You must be coffee—because you wake me up.
Are you my future? Because I see you in it.
You must be a star—because my world is brighter with you.
💤 Lazy Day Texts
Why did the couch smile? Because we both love it.
Are you Netflix? Because I want to chill with you.
Why did the blanket sigh? Because it’s waiting for you.
Are you snacks? Because you make lazy days better.
Why did the bed giggle? Because it knows you’re coming.
Are you pajamas? Because you make me comfy.
Why did the weekend text me? To say you’re the best part of it.
Are you pillows? Because I want to hug you forever.
Why did the popcorn pop? Because it thought of movie nights with you.
Are you naps? Because I love you more than anything.
😍 Sweet “I Miss You” Jokes
Why did the calendar cry? Because I miss today with you.
Are you a magnet? Because I feel pulled to you.
Why did the chair look sad? Because you’re not sitting here.
Are you gravity? Because I fall for you every time.
Why did the phone overheat? Because I miss your texts.
Are you the air? Because I can’t live without you.
Why did the song replay? Because it reminded me of you.
Are you the stars? Because I miss seeing you tonight.
Why did my heart skip? Because you’re not here.
Are you a hug? Because I need one from you.
😂 Random Funny Jokes
Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the broom text me? It wanted to sweep me off my feet.
Why don’t vampires like garlic bread? Bad breath.
Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants.
Why don’t cows use phones? They prefer moo-bile.
Why did the banana call? Because it was appealing.
Why don’t ducks text? They’re too quacked up.
Why did the calendar laugh? Because its days are numbered.
Why don’t books text? They have too many characters.
Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw your ham.
💖 Forever Love Jokes
Are you infinity? Because my love for you never ends.
You must be forever—because I can’t imagine life without you.
Are you my heart? Because you beat for me.
You must be time—because I want you always.
Are you tomorrow? Because I look forward to you.
You must be destiny—because you’re my fate.
Are you always? Because you’re forever in my thoughts.
You must be love—because you make life worth it.
Are you forever mine? Because I’m forever yours.
You must be the punchline—because you complete every joke.
FAQs?
Q: What’s a funny joke to text my boyfriend in the morning?
A: Try “Are you coffee? Because you keep me awake and happy all day.”
Q: Can I send flirty puns instead of jokes?
A: Absolutely—“You mocha me crazy” always works.
Q: What’s a good short joke for a quick laugh?
A: “Why did the phone blush? … Because it saw your texts!”
Q: Are knock-knock jokes cute to text a boyfriend?
A: Yes! They’re playful—try “Olive you, and I miss you.”
Q: What’s a romantic joke I can use for date night?
A: “Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everyone else disappears.”
Q: Can I use boyfriend jokes as Instagram captions?
A: Definitely—“I like you a latte” works great for a couple selfie.
Q: What’s a joke to cheer him up on a bad day?
A: “Why don’t boyfriends ever get cold? … Because they’re always wrapped in love.”
Q: Are cheesy jokes good for texting?
A: 100%! Cheesy = cute, and cute = he’ll smile.
Q: What’s a silly pun I can text before bed?
A: “Are you the moon? Because you light up my night.”
Q: Can I make up my own jokes for my boyfriend?
A: Yes—personalized jokes using his quirks or hobbies are always the sweetest.
Conclusion
Whether you want to make him laugh, blush, or roll his eyes in the best way, these boyfriend-approved jokes are perfect for texting anytime. From sweet one-liners to cheesy knock-knocks, they show love in a fun and playful way. So go ahead—copy, paste, and send him a giggle right now. Love and laughter are always the best combo. Want more pun-packed fun? Visit PunsPlanet.com for endless jokes, puns, and wordplay to keep the laughter brewing!