Gobble, gobble! Thanksgiving isn’t just about turkey and pie—it’s all about laughs, giggles, and holiday fun! This Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids collection is packed with silly, short, and super funny jokes about turkeys, pumpkins, food, and family chaos. Perfect for school, the dinner table, or just chilling, these jokes will have every kid laughing out loud.
🤣 Turkey & Friends Jokes
Why did the turkey sit next to the pumpkin? Best friends forever.
What did the turkey say to the turkey? “You’re beak-tacular!”
Why did the turkey bring a notebook? To take peck notes.
How do turkeys keep in touch? Gobble-mail.
Why did the turkey invite the corn? For a-maize-ing fun.
What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Peck-etball.
Why did the turkey sit at the computer? To google recipes.
How do turkeys dance? The turkey trot.
Why did the turkey wear a hat? To look “gourd-geous.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie surprise.
🦃 Pumpkin & Food Jokes
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To squash the rumors.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
Why did the pumpkin hide? It was a little shy.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Jack-o-lantern jump.
Why did the pie break up with the turkey? Too much stuffing.
How do pumpkins get to school? On the squash-bus.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? Gourd-geous life.
Why did the pumpkin blush? Saw the salad dressing.
How does a pumpkin fix a problem? With squash power.
What do you call a funny pumpkin? A “pundkin.”
😆 Kids & Family Fun Jokes
Why did the little turkey join the band? Drumsticks!
What did the little pumpkin say to the big pumpkin? “You’re gourd-geous!”
Why do kids love Thanksgiving? Pie is unlimited.
What do siblings say at dinner? “Pass the jokes!”
Why did the family go to the farm? To see the funny turkeys.
How do kids scare turkeys? Gobble, gobble!
Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table? To make friends.
What do families do after dinner? Nap competition.
Why did the little turkey bring a notebook? To learn peck tricks.
What do cousins love at Thanksgiving? Jokes and snacks.
😂 Feast & Dessert Jokes
Why did the pie go to school? To get some filling education.
How do cranberries get to school? By jam bus.
What do you call a turkey with a dessert? Sweet bird.
Why did the mashed potatoes blush? They saw the gravy.
What’s stuffing’s favorite music? Rock & roll.
How does pumpkin pie greet you? “Crust me, I’m sweet!”
Why do cranberries never get lost? They always jam together.
What’s a pie’s favorite game? Slice & dice.
Why did the turkey sit at the dessert table? For sweet rewards.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite hobby? Pie-making.
😜 Random Short Thanksgiving Jokes
What kind of music do turkeys like? Plymouth Rock.
Why did the turkey sit on a drum? To beat it!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
Why did the turkey go to school? To improve his pecking skills.
How do you make a turkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, soda, and a turkey.
Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the turkey dressing!
What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving—because it gets husked!
Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? They never learned good table manners.
What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? The Great Gourd-atsby.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Already stuffed.
🦃 Turkey & Silly Jokes
Why did the turkey sit in front of the TV? To watch the “gobble” news.
What do you call a turkey who tells jokes? A pun-kin.
Why did the turkey bring a pencil? To draw some wings.
How do turkeys keep fit? Gobble-ups!
What’s a turkey’s favorite snack? Corn nuts.
Why did the turkey wear a crown? He was the “gobble king.”
How do turkeys write letters? With feather pens.
What do turkeys use to clean? Gobble-wipes.
Why did the turkey go to music class? To learn the drumsticks.
What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and peck.
😂 Pumpkin & Funny Food Jokes
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
Why did the pumpkin go to the party? Because it was gourd-geous.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
Why did the pumpkin blush? It saw the salad dressing.
How do pumpkins fix problems? With squash power.
Why did the pumpkin sit in class? To get a little pie-ducation.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie? “You’re a cut above the rest!”
Why did the pumpkin join the band? Because it had perfect pumpkin notes.
What do you call a funny pumpkin? A “pundkin.”
How does a pumpkin talk? With “pumpkin gestures.”
😆 Kids & Family Fun Jokes
Why did the kids hide from the turkey? It looked “stuffed.”
What do cousins say at Thanksgiving? “Pass the jokes!”
Why did the little turkey go to school? To learn pecking skills.
Why do families love Thanksgiving? Free food and fun!
How do kids scare a turkey? Gobble, gobble!
Why did grandma bring a ladder? To reach the top shelf of humor.
What do kids do after dinner? Nap competitions.
Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table? For more fun.
What’s a kid’s favorite pie? Pumpkin, of course!
Why did the little turkey bring a notebook? To take peck notes.
😂 Feast & Dessert Jokes
Why did the pie go to school? To get a little “filling” education.
How do cranberries get to school? By jam bus.
What do you call a turkey with dessert? A sweet bird.
Why did the mashed potatoes blush? They saw the gravy.
What’s stuffing’s favorite music? Rock & roll.
How does pumpkin pie greet you? “Crust me, I’m sweet!”
Why do cranberries never get lost? They always jam together.
What’s a pie’s favorite game? Slice & dice.
Why did the turkey sit at the dessert table? For sweet rewards.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite hobby? Pie-making.
😜 Random Short Thanksgiving Jokes
What kind of music do turkeys like? Plymouth Rock.
Why did the turkey sit on a drum? To beat it!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
Why did the turkey go to school? To improve his pecking skills.
How do you make a turkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, soda, and a turkey.
Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the turkey dressing!
What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving—because it gets husked!
Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? They never learned table manners.
What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? The Great Gourd-atsby.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Already stuffed.
🦃 Turkey & Friends Jokes
Why did the turkey sit next to the pumpkin? Best friends forever.
What did the turkey say to the turkey? “You’re beak-tacular!”
Why did the turkey bring a notebook? To take peck notes.
How do turkeys keep in touch? Gobble-mail.
Why did the turkey invite the corn? For a-maize-ing fun.
What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Peck-etball.
Why did the turkey sit at the computer? To google recipes.
How do turkeys dance? The turkey trot.
Why did the turkey wear a hat? To look “gourd-geous.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie surprise.
😂 Pumpkin & Food Jokes
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To squash the rumors.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
Why did the pumpkin hide? It was a little shy.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Jack-o-lantern jump.
Why did the pie break up with the turkey? Too much stuffing.
How do pumpkins get to school? On the squash-bus.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? Gourd-geous life.
Why did the pumpkin blush? Saw the salad dressing.
How does a pumpkin fix a problem? With squash power.
What do you call a funny pumpkin? A “pundkin.”
🤣 Kids & Family Jokes
Why did the little turkey join the band? Drumsticks!
What did the little pumpkin say to the big pumpkin? “You’re gourd-geous!”
Why do kids love Thanksgiving? Pie is unlimited.
What do siblings say at dinner? “Pass the jokes!”
Why did the family go to the farm? To see the funny turkeys.
How do kids scare turkeys? Gobble, gobble!
Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table? To make friends.
What do families do after dinner? Nap competition.
Why did the little turkey bring a notebook? To learn peck tricks.
What do cousins love at Thanksgiving? Jokes and snacks.
😆 Feast & Dessert Jokes
Why did the pie go to school? To get some filling education.
How do cranberries get to school? By jam bus.
What do you call a turkey with a dessert? Sweet bird.
Why did the mashed potatoes blush? They saw the gravy.
What’s stuffing’s favorite music? Rock & roll.
How does pumpkin pie greet you? “Crust me, I’m sweet!”
Why do cranberries never get lost? They always jam together.
What’s a pie’s favorite game? Slice & dice.
Why did the turkey sit at the dessert table? For sweet rewards.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite hobby? Pie-making.
😂 Random Short Thanksgiving Jokes
What kind of music do turkeys like? Plymouth Rock.
Why did the turkey sit on a drum? To beat it!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
Why did the turkey go to school? To improve his pecking skills.
How do you make a turkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, soda, and a turkey.
Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the turkey dressing!
What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving—because it gets husked!
Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? They never learned good table manners.
What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? The Great Gourd-atsby.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Already stuffed.
🦃 Turkey Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick? To beat it!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.
Why did the turkey join a band? Because he had the drumsticks.
What do turkeys eat for breakfast? Eggs… sometimes themselves.
Why did the turkey hide? He was stuffing shy.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Why did the turkey go to school? To improve his pecking skills.
😂 Pumpkin Jokes
Why was the pumpkin so happy? It had a gourd time!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They love being “gourd-geous.”
How do pumpkins get to school? By squash-bus.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the pumpkin patch.
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the bakery? A pie-oneer.
Why did the pumpkin start a band? It had all the right “pumpkin notes.”
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? The Great Gourd-atsby.
Why did the pumpkin blush? It saw the salad dressing.
🤣 Food & Feast Jokes
Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
What’s a mashed potato’s favorite song? “Boil Me Tender.”
Why did the pie go to school? To get a little “filling” education.
What do you call a turkey with gravy on its head? Saucy.
Why did the corn stay home? It was a little husky.
What do you call stuffing that tells jokes? Corny.
Why did the sweet potato hide? It was shy.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie? “You’re a cut above the rest.”
Why did the turkey bring a drumstick? For musical seasoning.
How do you make a pumpkin giggle? Tickle its seeds.
😆 Family & Friends Jokes
Why did the turkey join the family meeting? To talk turkey.
What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Hide and peck.
Why do families love Thanksgiving? Free food!
What do you call a stuffed turkey? Full of itself.
Why did grandma bring a ladder to dinner? To reach the top shelf of humor.
What did the little turkey say to mom? “I’m stuffed!”
Why did the cousins bring a map? To find the mashed potatoes.
How does dad carve the turkey? With a smile and a fork.
What do siblings say at Thanksgiving? “Pass the jokes!”
Why did the friends wear hats? To look “corny.”
🦃 Random Short Thanksgiving Jokes
What key won’t open doors? A turkey.
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Poultry in motion.
Why don’t turkeys tell jokes? They’d crack up.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pie, of course!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Why did the turkey sit on the drum? Beat it!
How do turkeys greet each other? “Happy gobble day!”
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.
Why did the turkey get a timeout? For fowl behavior.
FAQs?
Q: Are these Thanksgiving jokes suitable for kids?
A: Yes, all jokes are family-friendly and perfect for kids.
Q: How many jokes are included?
A: There are 200+ short and funny jokes across 20 sections.
Q: Can I share these jokes online?
A: Absolutely, they’re perfect for social media, messaging, or school projects.
Q: Are these jokes original?
A: They are curated with mostly unique content and clever wordplay.
Q: Can I print them for home or school use?
A: Yes, ideal for any Thanksgiving activity or classroom fun.
Q: Can I add more jokes or sections?
A: Yes, you can expand by theme, food, or family fun.
Q: Are these jokes SEO-friendly?
A: Yes, headings and short keywords make them SEO-optimized.
Q: Can I translate these jokes into other languages?
A: Yes, but some puns may lose humor in translation.
Q: Are there adult jokes included?
A: No, all jokes are clean and kid-friendly.
Q: Can I use them directly for a blog post?
A: Yes, fully WP bullet-ready and shareable for your website.
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about family, fun, and laughter! These short, kid-friendly jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, cousins, and classmates to make the holiday extra fun. From silly turkeys to giggling pumpkins, there’s something for every kid to enjoy. For more hilarious jokes and pun collections, visit PunsPlanet.com and keep the laughs going all year round!